A good old fashioned runner v. jogger donnybrook (Read 1788 times)

Nah, that race sells out every year. The tiffany, the firemen at the aid stations. It's quite a thing. Anyway, the two San Francisco marathons have never struck me as much hillier than the two Atlanta marathons. Hills are fun.

We've had this conversation (that's what I was referring to, actually). You are going to do fine. They are just hills. They are not that bad. You go up, you come down.

And now, a wiener dog walking on a water treadmill.

I just got smartfiltered! Ouch.

I'm sorry I got lost in the 10 pages of this thing but made it to the first two. Here is why I am: I have cool oakley shades (silver and black). I wear mostly all black. I can run under a 7 minute pace easy but not for a whole marathon (this part worries) I love to run to pass people as they do not deserve to be on the road with me. If someone passes me it must be because they are doing a speed workout and I am obviously doing just a easy run. I am cool enough to use the 8 ball as a bullet point. If they had a skull and cross bones I would use that. I run in any freaking weather! (except ice) My dog can run a faster 5K then most of you. I currently have 6 pairs of active shoes for each day of the week I run. All of these shoes are very cool! Because my self anointed title says so! I have more but I think that should do for now. I have no idea why I even responded but I felt a manly runner must mark his spot in this conversation but yet a manly runner does not have time to read 10 pages of this crap. Thanks for cheering me up before I head out the door in my all black and cool shades with my cool black shoes on. Cheers

Teresadfp ran this last year. In the past, the one guy has been too chicken intimidated to actually run it...