RunningAHEAD - Topic: Ever ask a dumb question?

Ever ask a dumb question? (Read 269 times)

Davdaws

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Swadvad

posted: 12/21/2007 at 2:23 PM
modified: 12/21/2007 at 2:23 PM

We lawyers are famous for this.

Defense lawyer to witness: Why did you think she was dead?

Witness: Because she wasn't breathing and there was no brain function.

Defense lawyer: Couldn't she have been in another state?

Witness: Well, considering her condition, I guess she could have been practicing law somewhere.

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I asked a question on the general running thread about removal of rocks from your shoe in the middle of a run.

ZERO responses. ZILCH! I don't think I've ever seen that before. HaHa!

After re-reading my question, I have to admit that it was lame. Tongue

Much like my running lately.

What are some other lame questions that you have seen?

Mishka view log	posted: 12/21/2007 at 2:39 PM
	What songs do you always hear at a wedding?

mcsolar99 view log	posted: 12/21/2007 at 8:21 PM
	(i'm so tight these days, i find a bench, lift up my foot, remove shoe and rock, put shoe back on) i've never asked a dumb question, but i've given lots of stupid answers. for instance.

Mississippi view log	posted: 12/21/2007 at 8:25 PM
	I've never gotten a rock in my shoe while running, but I get them stuck in the grooves of my shoes from time to time. Drives me crazy.
	"You're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast. These are some good times so take a good look around. You may not know it now but you're gonna miss this" ~ Trace Adkins RunningAhead.com Texas Independence Relay Team

Ileneforward view log	posted: 12/21/2007 at 11:32 PM
	"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" I felt something in my shoe during a half marathon, so i ran over to the curb, loosened the laces, janked off the shoe and shook out a dime! Crammed the shoe back on and laced up, ran running again trying to cram the dime into that little pocket on the inside of my shorts. I figured it would bring me luck.

PrinceJ	posted: 12/22/2007 at 1:29 AM
	Since I am not a lawyer, but only a law student, I am not yet prepared to ask any dumb questions yet. But someday...
	I'm condemned by a society that demands success when all I can offer is failure. -Max Bialystock