About me:
I'm a Scorpio. I like raw meat and girls with puffy tails. |
Why do I run:
I hop because some of you are too weak-spined to hop yourself over to where you belong. So I'm the bur in your side, the pain in your ass, the constant reminder that to me, you don't amount to a single rabbit turd. Feeling sheepish? Baaa, mother@%$@^%. |
Why I started running:
I don't run, beotch. I hop. Didn't I cover this already? And I started hopping to make you look pathetic, weak, and silly. Any questions? |