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Got this private message in my RA message box this morning! WooHoo!! New Best Friend!!!
From:juliana_4Send:5/13/2013 8:34 PMTo:Cecil58
HELL, HOW YOU DOING?MY NAME IS JULIANA,AM A GOOD LOOKING YOUNG GIRL AND AM NOT MARRIED I WE LIKE TO HAVE A GOOD FRIENDSHIP WITH YOU I WE ALSO LIKE YOU TO NO MORE ABOUT ME REPLY TO ME SO THAT I CAN TELL YOU MORE ABOUT ME PLEASE REPLY THIS ME EMAIL ID ( namejuliana@yahoo.com  AM HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU.STAY IN LOVEYOUR BESTFRIEND JULIANA, ( namejuliana@yahoo.com )
Retired & Loving It
Kalsarikännit
Sigh. How come dudes never send me messages like this? Especially since I'm drawn to the type that shout in all caps and can't spell. Woe is me.
I want to do it because I want to do it. -Amelia Earhart
I THINK YOU ARE A FINE WOMAN! I WOULD LIKE TO SLAP YOUR ASS ALL NIGHT LONG, OR AT LEAST EACH TIME I PASS BY YOU. WE BOTH KNOW YOU LIKE IT!
Long dead ... But my stench lingers !
See, this is obviously not legit--all the words are spelled correctly.
That's how I can tell DB isn't a real person .
"When a person trains once, nothing happens. When a person forces himself to do a thing a hundred or a thousand times, then he certainly has developed in more ways than physical. Is it raining? That doesn't matter. Am I tired? That doesn't matter, either. Then willpower will be no problem." Emil Zatopek
Cecil, I think you and seilerts are about to get into a threesome.
Got this private message in my RA message box this morning! WooHoo!! New Best Friend!!! From:juliana_4Send:5/13/2013 8:34 PMTo:Cecil58 HELL, HOW YOU DOING?MY NAME IS JULIANA,AM A GOOD LOOKING YOUNG GIRL AND AM NOT MARRIED I WE LIKE TO HAVE A GOOD FRIENDSHIP WITH YOU I WE ALSO LIKE YOU TO NO MORE ABOUT ME REPLY TO ME SO THAT I CAN TELL YOU MORE ABOUT ME PLEASE REPLY THIS ME EMAIL ID ( namejuliana@yahoo.com  AM HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU.STAY IN LOVEYOUR BESTFRIEND JULIANA, ( namejuliana@yahoo.com )
I'd forward this to your wife, but considering she is present every time that you do slap my ass and only laughs at my whining about it... Well, it probably wouldn't do much good.
Rgilbert, let me assure you that this is the first time DB has ever managed to spell all the words correctly in a message.
+1,000,000
Oooh, that skanky ho!! Two-timing on me already and we haven't event met yet!!