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Ultra-Marathoner Admits He Just Hates His Family (Read 1221 times)

    I really hope you have kids.

     Don't tell that to my wife. 

      I don't hate all of my family,  just enough of them  to motivate me to run

        I was thinking The Onion.

         As did I.  It is funny though.

         

        As for the chartreuse blouse, I once had a pair of Converse one-stars change my life, so it can happen.

        vegefrog


          When my in-laws are in town and staying with us, my weekly mileage triples Smile

           

          Those comments are great! Thanks for the laugh!


          A Sweetheart

            Like the comments you will find on certain products listed on amazon.  "This chartreuse blouse CHANGED MY LIFE."

             

             

            Glorious reviews of some really expensive milk.

            I want to do it because I want to do it.  -Amelia Earhart

             

            Tennessee Beer Mile Queen


            I'm back!

              That is awesome.


              A Dance with Monkeys

                Glorious reviews of some really expensive milk.

                 

                "Tuscan Whole Milk" can be re-arranged to say "I'll know mustache". Coincidence? I think not."


                I'm back!

                  Yeah, well yesterday I found

                   

                  "Lance Armstrong, Live Strong" = "Government Collaring Stars".

                   

                  Coincidence? I think not. But nobody seems to like my anagram.

                  xor


                    People perhaps didn't realize you were anagramming and perhaps thought you were just making a comment.

                     


                    Best Present Ever

                       The comments are hilarious. 

                       

                      But it is really better than dance recitals and soccer games. 

                       Yes it is!

                        new/used milk is available on Amazon? 

                         

                        Used milk?  I don't think I want to know. 

                        In an infinite universe, the one thing sentient life cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion

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                        xor


                          Once upon a time when the internet was all crazy and shit, some folks (say, in the seattle area) could have groceries delivered from Amazon.

                           

                          My mom actually worked a start up of a similar idea in the Dallas area... Grocery Works.  After several years, they were bought out by safeway and shut down. Somewhere around 2000 or 2001 I suppose.

                           

                          Time passes....

                           

                          Today, Safeway is kind of nonexistent in parts of Texas (or masquerades as Tom Thumb because the Safeway brand is mud).  But in Seattle, Safeway will deliver groceries.

                           


                          A Saucy Wench

                            Glorious reviews of some really expensive milk.

                             

                            So.....at $45-$10K per gallon, what does "milk" really stand for.  Has Amazon started selling illegal drugs?

                            I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                             

                            "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7


                            Best Present Ever

                              So.....at $45-$10K per gallon, what does "milk" really stand for.  Has Amazon started selling illegal drugs?

                                that is hilarious.  I love the comments "is there a non-dairy version?"


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                                Glorious reviews of some really expensive milk.

                                 

                                Y'all are more than welcome to write some glorious reviews of my book.

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