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Abs of Flabs
But, wait...are you pervy? I need to find out if that would keep the sickos away... Hmmm...but those might attract some uber geeks and I do NOT need help in that dept. (just ask Eryn how geeky my DH is... ). k
Oh yeah, she would scare the creepy neighbors away, but would have to beat her geeky hubby off!! Funny enough though, those outfits remind me of something I own. Now, before you throw me in to the perv category, let me explain!! I am a team roper. For you city slickers: two riders, two horses, one horned steer...one rider catches the horns, the other the back legs. I am a header, meaning I catch the horns. Once you have roped the horns, you wrap your rope around the saddle horn & turn your horse left. This causes the rope to come down pretty tight on your right thigh, since it is attached to a large, rather ticked off bovine! This, in turn, can cause some beautiful bruising that can range anywhere from your right knee to your right hip. I bruise easy, so I wear what is called a "ropers chap". It is a thick piece of leather that straps around your leg, then hooks to your belt. If you don't remove it immediately after riding...well, you look like a toned down version of those pics!! We cowgirls sure are sexy, aren't we??
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Well, I had to really look for it, but I found it. My model said that they were just way too big for him but he thought they were kind of interesting anyway... So I've uploaded the best shot into my profile picture... I have more I can email you if you're still interested.
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
I don't notice it on the clothes. I'm sure its on there, just not noticeable. It's probably because I wear technical clothes, and polyester/lycra/microfiber have that waxy feel to begin with.
No, I'm not "pervy". Ironically, if you might only scare away the normal folks, while attracting more freaks with that get-up.
Professional Noob
Roads were made for journeys...
Well, I had to really look for it, but I found it. My model said that they were just way too big for him but he thought they were kind of interesting anyway... I'm having trouble figuring out how to insert a picture from home here... Eric, help? So I've uploaded the best shot into my profile picture... I have more I can email you if you're still interested.
Wait a sec... is he implying that he's normal???
WOW! You guys have some fun in the "Gears & Wears" section!