>Off the Beaten Path>Muppets + 6 y.o. boy = ROTFL
Needs more cowbell!
Close. The best "12 days" of all time is Bob and Doug MacKenzie of "Strange Brew" fame, eh?
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight comic books
Seven packs of smokes
Six packs of two-fours
Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three french toasts
And a beer in a tree
• 6 duathlons (1 Olympic distance)
• 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)