Funniest thing said to you while running (Read 725 times)

I may have posted this before, but while visiting my parents in the town where I grew up, my wife and I were running through some older neighborhoods. She was about 10 feet in front of me as we passed some bubbas drinking beer on the front porch. (Approx. 9:00 a.m.! Who knew that Pabst Blue Ribbon is a breakfast beer?) One guy yells, "Hey buddy, if you run faster you can catch that chick." Ha! He didn't know that my wife is extremely type A. I've been trying to catch her for 23 years!

Ottawa Marathon last year. Ran through a shady area (not sun protected!) and there were some french dudes already pissed (it was 8AM at this point) They were smoking weed too, you could smell it wafting by and there were dancing around screraming to all of us. F*** the race, come up here and have some real fun, and then giggle like school girls.

Ottawa Marathon last year. Ran through a shady area (not sun protected!) and there were some french dudes already pissed (it was 8AM at this point) They were smoking weed too, you could smell it wafting by and there were dancing around screraming to all of us. F*** the race, come up here and have some real fun, and then giggle like school girls.

Ha, I have run a race the last 2 years (actually, 2 years ago it was my first race). There is a house on the course with a hilarious bunch of middle-aged guys who have sat drinking both times that I've run it. Last year on my way out on the 15k course I told them to have a bloody mary ready for me on the return (that's what they were drinking...mmm...good breakfast!). When I was a mile from the finish I was ploddin' along and hollered at them as I passed for not having my bloody mary ready for me. If I see them again this year I will give them a hard time.