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Queen of 3rd Place
Ex runner
I am a proud Merle Haggard fan.
Sure. But he's got a point. And he's not talking about people like you. I've watched people run 32:00 5-ks and yet somehow manage to do the final 200 meters in about 30 seconds. And these people are almost always overweight middle-aged white guys. I assume sooner or later I'll get to see one of them receiving CPR at the finish line. I'm not sure they're exactly "digging deep" as they sprint past ladies with strollers and elbow grandma out of the way.
Well no one knows the real reason I like running alone, because I fart alot when I run.........wait
Bugs
rectumdamnnearkilledem
When I was a couch potato. When I drove by a runner I would say not so nice words out of jealousy. To all of you I am sorry and I am not worthy.
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
I think a lot of us are guilty of this.
Now as people pass me I imagine that they are saying the same thing about me and I just smile.
"The drops of rain make a hole in the stone, not by violence, but by oft falling." - Lucretius
I confess... 4) I enjoy the piece and quite of running.
DWARP Marathon Madness Mob
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In the interest of getting to know everyone, I've compiled a short list of the things I usually keep secret from casual running acquaintances... 10. When I see a runner "kick" hard at the end of a race, I quietly tell myself he didn't run hard enough in the first place.