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Dirty Grace Flint "You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!" I don't get it! I answered that I take showers daily! hahaha!
Dirty Grace Flint
"You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!"
I don't get it! I answered that I take showers daily! hahaha!
This needs bumping. I always chuckle when I think that this was the thread that started a user name...
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
The Crap Whisperer
Being the best tiny spec that I can be!
I like the part about you being sparky...
It's the stink....makes me flammable!
Been lighting your farts...?
"I want you to pray as if everything depends on it, but I want you to prepare yourself as if everything depends on you."
-- Dick LeBeau
What gave it away?!
Your ponytail is singed.
Imminent Catastrophe
Arrrr, yer' not talkin like pirates, ya scurvy dogs!
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
Aye...fer that outburst I'll have ye walk the plank, matey!
Here's my proposal: Have a "Talk like a character from Blazing Saddles day". I get Taggart. Discuss.
If you get Taggert, then I want to be Mongo or Gabby Johnson!
OR the Barvarian Bombshell, herself!
A wed wose...how womantic!
Not too many female roles in that movie but that's a great one. Better than the old lady at the window...
"Up yours....."