Forums >Off the Beaten Path>I have never been so happy to leave ads up...
rectumdamnnearkilledem
(even though I'm a subscriber)
I'm pretty sure that's Ewan McGregor...oh... *swoon* I hope that shows again. Earlier today I had Spanish-language cleaning product ads. I don't speak Spanish and I make every excuse to avoid cleaning. This beats the marine motor mechanics school ads I was seeing last week, too.
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
And now I think I should have a motorcycle...
A Saucy Wench
I am getting ads telling me to be proud I live in Seattle. I don't live in Seattle. I live in Oregon where we like to pretend we have some sort of "rivalry" with Seattle. Which we dont.
And for razors. How does it know I need to shave. I do, but how does it know? creepy
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
Right now I have the Funky Yoga Hothouse ad. I don't like being hot and I don't think I'll ever do yoga around other people. No one needs to see my ass in yoga pants.
And again with the yoga...Ewan, come back!!!
belstaff belstaff belstaff
Maybe if I quote you and insert some keywords like leather, sexy, scottish, and haggis (ok, that doesn't really fit, but maybe it will get Google's attention) we can summon the ad, again. I don't need to see a Citi CC ad.
TRX trainer and Ram truck. Hmmmm...not what I wanted. But there is a Tempur-Pedic ad and my back has been cranky, again.
Earlier today I got an ad for an Amazon subscription to Scott toilet paper 20-packs. I clicked it...
"...You have to have faith, to know that you can do what you want to do." -Joseph Nzau
I think I jinxed myself...now all the ads are lame. I'm going to have to go to Belstaff's site so that Google tries to lure me back.
OK, um...like...so there's this music video on Belstaff's homepage. Ewan riding around on a motorcycle in leather pants. I died.
Ooh, look...a $33k purse. DH says "for $33k Ewan McGregor'd better deliver it!"
Puker
I think his coat was made from the interior of my 1976 Dodge Colt.
Feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive.
I really wish they'd bring back that quilted look in leather car seats. I always liked that.
Village people
I swear that I saw an ad about pole dancing. Maybe, I was still asleep?