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rectumdamnnearkilledem
yeah, my son put him in the fridge last night. caught me a bit off guard when I went for the milk. they kinda "look" at ya, you know?
That's a kid with a definite evil streak!
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
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What kind of pet is this you're talking about?
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
My 12# cat pouncing on my full bladder at 5:00 in the morning...
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.Thomas A. Edison
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