If you could go for a run as any animal in the world . . .

zoom-zoom

Fanatic #3965

posted: 1/4/2013 at 8:58 PM

Quote from srlopez on 1/4/2013 at 8:56 PM:

I want to run as an australopithicus.

Which one...?

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

AmoresPerros

HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

posted: 1/4/2013 at 8:59 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 1/4/2013 at 8:58 PM:

Which one...?

I thought their names were hard to write, as they are so gutteral. I can never really understand them, when they say their names.

It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 1/4/2013 at 9:00 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 1/4/2013 at 8:58 PM:

Which one...?

The one on the left.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 1/4/2013 at 9:00 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 1/4/2013 at 8:58 PM:

Which one...?

One with a star belly.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

MilkTruck

posted: 1/4/2013 at 9:01 PM

Oh...oh...I change...Empire penquin. Then I could flop on my belly and just flip along with my feet. Plus, I'd be wearing a tux.

Did an angel whisper in your ear and hold you close and take away your fear...In those long last moments

xhristopher

SELFISH, like you.

posted: 1/4/2013 at 9:06 PM

Rhinoceros

It can hit 45 mph and whup a hippos ass, which is crazy since it can't see 30 feet.

Here it is running a small 5K in Kenya.

MilkTruck

posted: 1/4/2013 at 9:08 PM

Rhinos are cool. And, they put out camp fires when not running 5Ks.

Did an angel whisper in your ear and hold you close and take away your fear...In those long last moments

jrbren_vt

posted: 1/4/2013 at 9:23 PM
modified: 1/4/2013 at 9:23 PM

Quote from xhristopher on 1/4/2013 at 9:06 PM:

Rhinoceros

It can hit 45 mph and whup a hippos ass, which is crazy since it can't see 30 feet.

Here it is running a small 5K in Kenya.

Where's the bib ?!?!

%$#@*& Bandit runner !!!

xhristopher

SELFISH, like you.

posted: 1/4/2013 at 9:28 PM

Quote from jrbren_vt on 1/4/2013 at 9:23 PM:

Where's the bib ?!?!

%$#@*& Bandit runner !!!

A rhino can do what it damn well pleases.

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 1/4/2013 at 9:31 PM

"This race will not be run on a closed course. You may encounter other runners or cyclists. Or a rhinoceros."

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

AmoresPerros

HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer

posted: 1/4/2013 at 9:33 PM

Return on the Right of the Red cones

Rhino trumps all colors and directions

It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 1/4/2013 at 9:34 PM

Return on the right of the red cones.

But duck the rhino, for she is color blind.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

xhristopher

SELFISH, like you.

posted: 1/4/2013 at 9:36 PM
modified: 1/4/2013 at 9:40 PM

BTW, here's where I found the rhino pic: Lewa Marathon in Kenya

Someone here should go run it.

MTA: They even have a Lewa Half Marathon for runners like me.

Cecil58

Old School

posted: 1/4/2013 at 10:23 PM

I think it would be cool to be able to run like an eagle...

pr100

posted: 1/5/2013 at 6:39 AM

Quote from Cecil58 on 1/4/2013 at 10:23 PM:

I think it would be cool to be able to run like an eagle...

Hmm... hard to tell, but it looks like he might be a bit of a heel striker Smile

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