Getting a Boner mid-run (Read 5326 times)

Never experienced a sport-related steamer. Good thing too, because I also practice martial arts, and that would just be awkward.

Should this be in "Off the Beaten Path"?

Not until, you know, afterward.

What a small ( or is it stiff world ) I've just posted this story on another user group. "I go to London and stay with my posh daughter, she takes me ( well her and Mrs Jules go in the Audi and I'm forced to run ) to her flash gym. Didn't have any swimming trunks so she lent me some of my son in laws baggies, he's a lot bigger than me. Ended up in the hot tub ( which I'd never been in before ) and the combination of hot water flowing and the shorts flapping made shall we say something stir. Posh daughter has booked a meal and keeps asking me to get out the tub, I keep declining and keep trying to think of something to restore the status quo ( Mrs Jules naked ? ) in the end she looses it and in a loud voice asks what the problem is so I tell her, she goes bright red and there is a deadly silence. I only have to mention baggies or hot tubs and she still goes red even though it was several years ago".

*giggling wildly* (Yes I am that immature.)

*high 5*

"Release the Beast"? -Tame the beast -Duct tape the dingus to one's leg. -Think about baseball unless you fancy guys. By the way, does Peter Dink post up when sky diving?

Didnt on this jump http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8229861550831895825

Never on a run, but I'm no stranger to the road-wood and air-wood that seems to, umm, come up often on long car rides and airplane flights (maybe the pressure differential?).

That's because when running, you're more concerned about when and where to take a dump.

This week's sign of the apocalypse: It took Globule over 16 hours to show up on the boner thread.

Oh the silky smooth liner.