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Good Bad & The Monkey
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Poor baby
My legs are killing me
The Greatest of All Time
dork.major dork.
Reaching 1,243 in 2008 -- one day, one week, one mile at a time.
Imminent Catastrophe
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
One day at a time
Reminds me of a funny line from "Naked Gun"... Detective Drebin, looking up at Priscilla Presley climbing up a ladder (wearing a skirt): "Nice beaver!" Priscilla Presley, picking up a stuffed beaver from the shelf: "Thanks, I just had it stuffed!" ...it's on my "top 10 funniest movie lines ever" list.
rectumdamnnearkilledem
We just watched that movie, with our kids. I'd forgotten that some of it probably wasn't appropriate for them! Oh, well, they'll survive.
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
I'll bet most of it goes right over their heads. That's what I loved about "Enchanted" and the Shrek trilogy--half of the humor in the films was definitely aimed straight at the parents watching.
I imagine my 9-year-old didn't get it, but I'm afraid the 13- and 15-year-olds did!
Ooh, this is true. I was about that age when those came out, IIRC. It's OK, if they get it it just means that they are sharp-witted and precocious.
skinnycaponesugar
Love, Run, Sleep