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Things you don't say to a cat (Read 121 times)

    Bath time!


    Hip Redux

       

      Docket_Rocket


      Former Bad Ass

        Let's go to the vet.

        Damaris

        Docket_Rocket


        Former Bad Ass

          "No!"

           

          Or maybe my cats are too spoiled?

          Damaris

          kristin10185


          Skirt Runner

            Wanna play with the dog?

            PRs:   5K- 28:16 (5/5/13)      10K- 1:00:13 (10/27/13)    4M- 41:43 (9/7/13)   15K- 1:34:25  (8/17/13)    10M- 1:56:30 (4/6/14)     HM- 2:20:16 (4/13/14)     Full- 5:55:33 (11/1/15)

             

            I started a blog about running :) Check it out if you care to

            happylily


              If you can't read on the bag "Made for older cats on a diet", then you don't know the difference. EAT IT!

              PRs: Boston Marathon, 3:27, April 15th 2013

                      Cornwall Half-Marathon, 1:35, April 27th 2013

              18 marathons, 18 BQs since 2010


              Will run for scenery.

                "Who's my schmoopie doopie ?  You are !!!  Rumbitter, Pumbitter, Bumbitter....  Rarrr Rarrr Rarrr. Garrumbus!", etc.

                 

                At least not if any human is within hearing range.

                 

                I'm just sayin' ...

                Stupid feet!

                Stupid elbow!

                paulski66


                miscreant

                  As proof that I've grown as a person, I'm going to refrain from making all manner of "pussy" jokes here. I'll let you use your imagination.

                   

                   

                  I'm happy, hope you're happy too...

                  Love the Half


                    As proof that I've grown as a person, I'm going to refrain from making all manner of "pussy" jokes here. I'll let you use your imagination.

                     

                    I'm not remotely that mature.

                     

                    My kitty cat was playing out by the front door

                    Played so long poor pussy got sore

                    Sore pussy, sore pussy,

                    Just a friendly little cat

                     

                    My kitty cat was playing out on the back lot

                    Played so long poor pussy got hot

                    Hot pussy

                    Sore, hot, pussy

                    Just a friendly little cat

                     

                    My kitty cat was playing out on the front step

                    Played so long poor pussy got wet

                    Wet pussy

                    Sore, hot, wet pussy

                    Just a friendly little cat

                     

                    My kitty cat was playing out on the front stair

                    Played so long she lost her hair

                    Bald pussy

                    Sore, hot, wet, bald pussy

                    Just a friendly little cat

                     

                    My neighbor stole my kitty but I did see

                    I said to my neighbor set my pussy free

                    FREE PUSSY!!

                    Sore, hot, wet, bald, free pussy

                    Just a friendly little cat

                     

                    Here kitty, kitty, kitty

                    Short term goal: 17:59 5K

                    Mid term goal:  2:54:59 marathon

                    Long term goal: To say I've been a runner half my life.  (I started running at age 45).

                    happylily


                      LOL...

                      PRs: Boston Marathon, 3:27, April 15th 2013

                              Cornwall Half-Marathon, 1:35, April 27th 2013

                      18 marathons, 18 BQs since 2010


                      delicate flower

                        "MEDICINE TIME!"

                         

                        Somehow the cat knows....it just knows.  It'll sit there, being lazy, doing a whole lot of nothing, and I can walk around and pet the cat and talk to it and it won't care.  As soon as I grab the medicine, the cat takes off and hides.

                        <3

                        Docket_Rocket


                        Former Bad Ass

                          "MEDICINE TIME!"

                           

                          Somehow the cat knows....it just knows.  It'll sit there, being lazy, doing a whole lot of nothing, and I can walk around and pet the cat and talk to it and it won't care.  As soon as I grab the medicine, the cat takes off and hides.

                           

                          Yes, they are smart about some things.

                           

                          LOL, Brad.

                          Damaris

                          happylily


                             

                            Yes, they are smart about some things.

                             

                            LOL, Brad.

                             

                            Cats ARE smart. Dogs on the other hand... (ducks and runs away)

                            PRs: Boston Marathon, 3:27, April 15th 2013

                                    Cornwall Half-Marathon, 1:35, April 27th 2013

                            18 marathons, 18 BQs since 2010

                            Docket_Rocket


                            Former Bad Ass

                              Then, I have the dumbest cats in the world.  Well, the boys.  The girls are too smart and I can see they understand what I am saying (not literally), but they do.

                               

                              Like one day, I told Trixie, find daddy.  She went straight to the bathroom and sat by the door and I heard "traitor" yelled from the bathroom.

                              Damaris

                              happylily


                                Then, I have the dumbest cats in the world.  Well, the boys.  The girls are too smart and I can see they understand what I am saying (not literally), but they do.

                                 

                                Like one day, I told Trixie, find daddy.  She went straight to the bathroom and sat by the door and I heard "traitor" yelled from the bathroom.

                                 

                                Too funny! :-)

                                PRs: Boston Marathon, 3:27, April 15th 2013

                                        Cornwall Half-Marathon, 1:35, April 27th 2013

                                18 marathons, 18 BQs since 2010

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