Drink up moho's!!
A wife is looking at herself in the mirror and says I wish my boobs were bigger
Husband says to rub some toilet paper on them to make them bigger
Wife, "really that will work?"
Husband, "Well it worked for your ass."
Are we there, yet?
I forgot my wallet. Could you pick up the check?
2024 Races:
03/09 - Livingston Oval Ultra 6-Hour, 22.88 miles
05/11 - D3 50K 05/25 - What the Duck 12-Hour
06/17 - 6 Days in the Dome 12-Hour.
"What's for supper?"
"Have you seen my socks?"
"How long should I let the pasta cook?"
PRs: Boston Marathon, 3:27, April 15th 2013
Cornwall Half-Marathon, 1:35, April 27th 2013
18 marathons, 18 BQs since 2010
(While watching a movie, on the couch) "I swear I wasn't sleeping! I was only resting my eyes, and my mouth just happened to be open..."
(After the movie is over, while in bed) "Hey... honey... Honey?! HONEY?! Are you asleep?" (Yes, she WAS asleep... )
"Oh you didn't have to cook. I ate at Jeff's, his wife made the best dinner ever."
To wife actively in labor, just before epidural: "Wow, look at the size of that NEEDLE!"
Committed by a former coworker.
Hip Redux
To wife actively in labor, just before epidural: "Wow, look at the size of that NEEDLE!" Committed by a former coworker.
Ohhhhh, that is not a good idea. lol
You look good for your age.
Woman: Do these pants make me look fat?
Man: Do you really want me to answer that?
running is bad for you
"You [insert comment here] like your mother"
including:
look
sound
talk
cook
and so on.
"You need to apologize."
When the guy for the epidural walked in to my wife delivery room I said
"Have fun, I'm going for a walk."
(Me and needles don't get along. even if the needles are going into other people. she understood. She'd rather have me conscious)
Trail and Ultra Running User Group
miscreant
"You [insert comment here] like your mother" including: look sound talk cook fuck and so on.
fuck
I'm happy, hope you're happy too...
Not cool.
Dad on the run.
But funny
Chasing the sub 20 5K.
+1
Trust me, it's a mistake I'll never make again...