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Poo Monster (Read 153 times)

FreeSoul87


Runs4Sanity

    Wow, I laughed so hard I about cried. Oh man, why are poo monster stories so funny?

    *Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*

    PRs

    5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace) 

    10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)

    15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)

    13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)

     26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)

    kristin10185


    Skirt Runner

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA @FSocks and Venomized. Dying over here!!! Venomized I am pretty sure it is slightly exaggerated but I don't even care it is just too funny.

       

      I have way more issues with the "pee monster" than the poo monster, both while running and in all aspects of my life because I swear I have the smallest and most overactive bladder in the history of the universe, plus I don't help the situation be consuming 30+ oz of coffee daily and tons of water too. I have to pee like 2743648912 times a day and have no ability to "hold it" so as soon as I get the urge it is pretty much an emergency. My friends make fun of me a lot for my constant need to find a bathroom RIGHT NOW. Yes I have asked a doctor, no for some reason he doesn't think there is anything wrong with me. But pee is not as funny as poo for some reason.

      PRs:   5K- 28:16 (5/5/13)      10K- 1:00:13 (10/27/13)    4M- 41:43 (9/7/13)   15K- 1:34:25  (8/17/13)    10M- 1:56:30 (4/6/14)     HM- 2:20:16 (4/13/14)     Full- 5:55:33 (11/1/15)

       

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      Brrrrrrr


      Uffda

        Buelligan, good story.

         

        FSocks, the first time I read your story I had to stop half way through. I was at work and I couldn't keep my composure. I just was able to finish reading it at home and it's just so hilarious.

        - Andrew

          FSocks - even though you googled that, it's still great.

           

          The monster hasn't gotten me in a while - he must be busy chasing urban runners into shitting on camera like mentioned over at L&O.  (Although a winter poo yeti would be very bad up here during the day;  the snowbanks make getting off the road difficult.)

          redrum


          Caretaker/Overlook Hotel

            Wow, I laughed so hard I about cried. Oh man, why are poo monster stories so funny?

             

            +1000

             Randy

            daisymae25


            Squidward Bike Rider

              LOLOLOL...someone needs to post the Golden Corral story next.

                LMAO

                Docket_Rocket


                Former Bad Ass

                  You guys are just hilarious!

                   

                  And yes, a GC story might do the trick.

                  Damaris

                  never run


                    My last Marathon where I stopped to use the loo 4x.

                    RunTomRun


                    Wickedly Average

                      The monster finally got me a couple of months ago. Well, it didn't completely get me, but I had to stop twice at restroom facilities along the Riverwalk to use the facilities. And I definitely HAD to use them. No false alarms, no holding back.

                       

                      I went, I saw, I pooped!

                      Tom (formerly known as PhotogTom)

                      5K - 25:16, 10K - 55:31,  15K - 1:20:55,   HM - 1:54:54

                      RunTomRun


                      Wickedly Average

                        Holy Moly, F-Socks, that brought a tear to my eye!

                        Tom (formerly known as PhotogTom)

                        5K - 25:16, 10K - 55:31,  15K - 1:20:55,   HM - 1:54:54

                        RunTomRun


                        Wickedly Average

                          Wow, I laughed so hard I about cried. Oh man, why are poo monster stories so funny?

                           

                          They're seldom funny when they're happening, but always funny afterwards. Especially when the tale is recited so well like F-Socks and Venomized have done! Smile

                          Tom (formerly known as PhotogTom)

                          5K - 25:16, 10K - 55:31,  15K - 1:20:55,   HM - 1:54:54


                          Will run for scenery.

                            Ya know one of the greatest things about running ?

                             

                            Who else ya gonna talk to about your poo ?

                             

                            Am I right ?

                            Stupid feet!

                            Stupid elbow!

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