Runs4Sanity
Wow, I laughed so hard I about cried. Oh man, why are poo monster stories so funny?
*Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*
PRs
5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace)
10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)
15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)
13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)
26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)
Skirt Runner
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA @FSocks and Venomized. Dying over here!!! Venomized I am pretty sure it is slightly exaggerated but I don't even care it is just too funny.
I have way more issues with the "pee monster" than the poo monster, both while running and in all aspects of my life because I swear I have the smallest and most overactive bladder in the history of the universe, plus I don't help the situation be consuming 30+ oz of coffee daily and tons of water too. I have to pee like 2743648912 times a day and have no ability to "hold it" so as soon as I get the urge it is pretty much an emergency. My friends make fun of me a lot for my constant need to find a bathroom RIGHT NOW. Yes I have asked a doctor, no for some reason he doesn't think there is anything wrong with me. But pee is not as funny as poo for some reason.
PRs: 5K- 28:16 (5/5/13) 10K- 1:00:13 (10/27/13) 4M- 41:43 (9/7/13) 15K- 1:34:25 (8/17/13) 10M- 1:56:30 (4/6/14) HM- 2:20:16 (4/13/14) Full- 5:55:33 (11/1/15)
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Uffda
Buelligan, good story.
FSocks, the first time I read your story I had to stop half way through. I was at work and I couldn't keep my composure. I just was able to finish reading it at home and it's just so hilarious.
- Andrew
FSocks - even though you googled that, it's still great.
The monster hasn't gotten me in a while - he must be busy chasing urban runners into shitting on camera like mentioned over at L&O. (Although a winter poo yeti would be very bad up here during the day; the snowbanks make getting off the road difficult.)
Caretaker/Overlook Hotel
+1000
Randy
Squidward Bike Rider
LOLOLOL...someone needs to post the Golden Corral story next.
LMAO
Former Bad Ass
You guys are just hilarious!
And yes, a GC story might do the trick.
Damaris
My last Marathon where I stopped to use the loo 4x.
Wickedly Average
The monster finally got me a couple of months ago. Well, it didn't completely get me, but I had to stop twice at restroom facilities along the Riverwalk to use the facilities. And I definitely HAD to use them. No false alarms, no holding back.
I went, I saw, I pooped!
Tom (formerly known as PhotogTom)
5K - 25:16, 10K - 55:31, 15K - 1:20:55, HM - 1:54:54
Holy Moly, F-Socks, that brought a tear to my eye!
They're seldom funny when they're happening, but always funny afterwards. Especially when the tale is recited so well like F-Socks and Venomized have done!
Will run for scenery.
Ya know one of the greatest things about running ?
Who else ya gonna talk to about your poo ?
Am I right ?
Stupid feet!
Stupid elbow!