Smaller By The Day
This article made me laugh uncontrollably.
Weight 100 pounds lost
5K 31:02 Sept. 2012 / 23:36 Sept. 2013 (Same Course)
10K 48:59 April 2013
HM 2:03:56 Nov. 2012 / 1:46:50 March 2013
MARATHON 3:57:33 Nov. 2013
"I hate “fun runs” because, seriously, fuck you."
Short term goal: 17:59 5K
Mid term goal: 2:54:59 marathon
Long term goal: To say I've been a runner half my life. (I started running at age 45).
Yeah, she really doesn't hold back.
That cracked me up, thanks for sharing!
"If it means totally overhauling my diet to include nothing but high-fat foods and refined carbohydrates so that I can form some sort of intestinal blockage, I am willing to take that risk to be able to jog my way to optimal health."
Wow, that's a little over the top but funny. I never had to deal with "trots". I guess I'm lucky. Sometimes I pee, then go running and halfway thru the run feel like I've got to pee again but it usually goes away. I drink all day so there's almost never a time I have an empty bladder. But trots......thank God, not a problem for me.
i think marathoners have it worse being on the road for multiple hours in a row but even then I think it's rarer than most think. It just gets the height of attention once it IS someone's problem.
I can honestly say I don't think I'd heard gingerbread man before but I'd call it a good description from the infamous pics posted of the soiled legged runners we've seen in the past here and the BF.
Haha...yeah, that was pretty funny!
more miles = more beer
I race in SparkleSkirts
The picture at the top is my jogging path I run on, and this woman lives in my neighborhood. I will keep an eye out for the woman in the tracksuit looking like she needs to poop, lol. Wondering if she goes to my gym.
PRs: 5K- 28:16 (5/5/13) 10K- 1:00:13 (10/27/13) 4M- 41:43 (9/7/13) 15K- 1:34:25 (8/17/13) 10M- 1:56:30 (4/6/14) HM- 2:20:16 (4/13/14)
I started a blog about running :) Check it out if you care to
Will run for scenery.
Humblebragging : yes, a real thing. BTDT.
DayDrinking : yes, a real thing. BTDT.
Gingerbread Man : O. M. G. I've been close, but I hope I never GTGF.
HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer
Dunno if it is real, but it's a very entertaining article.
It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.
Run to live; live to run
Follower of Forrest
6/21 - Manitou's Revenge 54mi
A man may never run the same trail twice for it is not the same trail and he is not the same man