Former Bad Ass
Husband called. I have 8 vomiting pools to clean when I get home.
Thank you cleaning ladies, for making my cat sick!
Damaris
Return To Racing
My body shop has had my car for 4 days to repair a few dents in the hood. So sorry about the undies, Bacon.
The chow hall has lousy snacks.
We have to wear body armor again.
I have to walk 1/2 mile to get to the flight line (one way) in a zillion degree heat, long sleeves and long pants.
Three minute showers are tough to get hair washed in.
None of my uniforms fit properly.
The internet has been down at work for more than two days.
Mail call has been nothing but bills.
Oh wait, you meant first world problems while living in a first world country. Never mind. Carry on.
From the Internet.
Missed the bus and had to WALK THE WHOLE MILE back to work in pants. Rude. Could have driven my car I suppose, but parking sucks on Friday afternoons.
Reminds me to bitch about my $140 monthly parking.
My cell phone is dying.
I have been stuck on the same level of candy crush for one week.
How is that for a first world problem!
Singer who runs a smidge
The chow hall has lousy snacks. We have to wear body armor again. I have to walk 1/2 mile to get to the flight line (one way) in a zillion degree heat, long sleeves and long pants. Three minute showers are tough to get hair washed in. None of my uniforms fit properly. The internet has been down at work for more than two days. Mail call has been nothing but bills. Oh wait, you meant first world problems while living in a first world country. Never mind. Carry on.
Stop injecting the voice of reason, SR!
When it's all said and done, no one remembers how far we have run. The only thing that matters is how we have loved.
Will run for scenery.
So my cats, sometimes, have to actually meow at their owner if the level of their food/water falls below 85%.
Other times, when they have managed at long last to discover a comfy sleeping position on the bed, he wrecks it : by moving!
Stupid feet!
Stupid elbow!
I recently had to show someone how to lock their car when their electric key fob stopped working... "Just press the button on top of the door down."
Your cats only meow then? I have one that meows every fricking second of the day!
So my cats, sometimes, have to actually meow at their owner if the level of their food/water falls below 85%. Other times, when they have managed at long last to discover a comfy sleeping position on the bed, he wrecks it : by moving!
Lululemon hasn't brought back on the market my favorite Groove yoga pants, after the unfortunate see throught incident. It's been at least three months already. What am I supposed to wear now???
PRs: Boston Marathon, 3:27, April 15th 2013
Cornwall Half-Marathon, 1:35, April 27th 2013
18 marathons, 18 BQs since 2010
My poor children are currently the ones in a horrible state of deprivation. The Wii is not working! They are forced to play only PS3 games. Or the games on their laptops, DS's, iPads or iPhones.
Has anyone called Social Services yet? Bad Daddy!!
This thread is winning!
A thong!