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Trent


Good Bad & The Monkey

    I read it.

     

    Pregnant women are sexy.


    Lazy idiot

       And my Mama always said she wasn't raisin' no illegitimate grandchildren.

       

       

       

      So teach 'em to read.  No biggie.

      Tick tock


      Why is it sideways?

         

        So teach 'em to read.  No biggie.

         

        snerk.


        A Saucy Wench

          I read it.

           

          Pregnant women are sexy.

           'cause they are already knocked up and you cant get in any more trouble?

           

          or that 2nd trimester thing

           

          Candice is having a baby, cool.   It's one way to get boobs.  Plastic surgery is cheaper, but insurance pays for pregnancy.

          I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

           

          "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

          Trent


          Good Bad & The Monkey


            or that 2nd trimester thing

             

            Mostly the nipple thing.


            Why is it sideways?

              CONGRATS CANDICE AND BEN!!!

                I'm not fucking pregnant. Jesus Christ.

                 

                 

                I just ran a 90 mile week. My uterus fell out and shit.

                 

                 

                Trent


                Good Bad & The Monkey

                  What?  You candiced yourself again?

                  Don't you ever learn?

                    What?  You candiced yourself again?

                    Don't you ever learn?

                     That was during my progression run. The uterus was Saturday. I also almost drowned on Saturday afternoon because i'm an alcoholic.

                     

                    Tough week.

                     

                     

                     


                    Why is it sideways?

                      You know that drinking during pregnancy can lead to Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. You better watch that. And also I think even Paula cut back to 70mpw during pregnancy so be careful out there and tell the daddy to be I said CONGRATS!!!
                      Trent


                      Good Bad & The Monkey

                        You could use some powerbar gu to glue your uterus back, and some cliff blocks as pessaries.


                        A Saucy Wench

                          You could use some powerbar gu to glue your uterus back, and some cliff blocks as pessaries.

                           Dude...that is some nasty infection waiting to happen.

                           

                          But then you could always use Lysol after.

                          I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                           

                          "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7


                          Why is it sideways?

                            Trent


                            Good Bad & The Monkey

                              C, D and F look disturbingly like pacifiers.

                               

                              Ennay, with Candice pooping herself, I don't think cliff blocks are her biggest threat of infection.

                                This thread has gone awry.

                                 

                                 

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