Then you will f'ing fail. If you f'ing fail, you will suck it up and run again. If not, then you shouldn't run anyway. Useless whining. Eat better and have more sex.

Great advice, my friend. The "f'ing fail" part really hits close to home, but the eat better will translate to an EAT LESS for me. Been a long couple of months of boozing and grazing. Hey, lets go for a run and/or jog in Fargo on May 9.