The Greatest of All Time
I'm totally willing to exaggerate and blow things out of proportion if that's what it takes to get a video of you dancing in your UnderRoos on the internet.
Ain't gonna happen. I could see that surfacing when I run for U.S. Senate. Ouch!
Amy
But no, that's perfect. Just put a "Marcus for Senate" bumper sticker on your, um, bumper.
Sara you run and all the other attorneys on RA run, so y'all are all good as far as I am concerned. I hope you didn't take what I wrote as an insult directed at you, even indirectly. I should have narrowed down what I wrote but I didn't think anyone would take it seriously.
Michelle
Totally off topic: Hey Marcus, I'm curious. When you do have a ice cold alcoholic drink, what is your drink of choice (seeing that you don't like beer)?
Bugs
Can we get more porn?
Oh Marcus, you are such a sweetie. I am having a very tough day and I check this thread and it is booming with action. Lovin it. Can we get more porn?
Well I am not a big drinker. As I have aged my body has become much less tolerant to alchohol. I get sick and hung over very easily. Typically I tie one on about twice a year and that's it. DW likes to drink and regularly has a bottle or two of beer in the evenings and has very expensive taste in wine And food, and clothes, and shoes, etc. When I lived in Texas it was not rare for me to drink Corona or Sol with lime in the dead heat of summer while enjoying Mexican food. The beer just went with the food and the environment. But I have never thought beer tasted good. When I do drink, it's usually vodka based.
What did I do that was sweet? And to what porn are you referring? Sorry you're having a bad day hon. Keep your chin up. It's Friday!!!!
I'm finding this is true about myself too. I can't drink more than two without suffering the next day. I'm getting OLD!!! Ick. I've had Corona once, it was good! I could go for a bottle of that right now!
You grew my thread. I bet we can get this thread bigger than the colon issues thread on CR. Please more underwear pictures. 75 minutes till quiting time.
I am such a lightweight. My 125lb Japanese wife can out drink me. I got wasted in Japan over Christmas on Sake. I didn't know you were supposed to sip it and I was doing shooters. Bad idea. And everyone sat there and let me do it. I ended up getting sick but not before doing Karaoke for the first time for 3 hours. OMG that was so much fun.
Bugs, I hate lawyers. I really do. I have no attorney friends and I hate being on long elevator rides with them. Most of them are complete pains in the ass, hard headed, and generally very cynical, grumpy people. There are way too many of them around and way too many lazy ones. But you just get stuck. You do the law school bit, pass the bar, and then they let you in the club. When I got in I looked around and said "is this it? You've got to be shitting me!"