I just have a problem with the legal system in general. The two times people wronged DH and me, I was told the damages were too small to justify going after them with a lawyer. The first time, the people neighboring our property in the Maine mountains hired a guy to log their land, and he "accidentally" logged and trashed about 15 acres of our land! Of course, DH had marked the boundaries clearly, so that was BS. The second time was when a woman skied right down the hill into me in a SLOW SKIING area. That made me so mad that I filed a suit in small claims court (it was harder to do than I expected!), and she finally caved and paid my medical expenses ($1300 or so). I like our business attorney, though - he's sharp and has helped us write tight contracts and get out of jams with clients who don't understand the construction business. 11 DAYS until Corona, TexMex, Barton Springs, BBQ, bluebonnets, Fredericksburg, watching the sunset at the Oasis and Mt. Bonnell, walking around campus, running around the lake, and not having responsibility for kids or husband! Well, maybe I won't get to all those things the first day, but it shouldn't take me long to knock them out.

I was thoroughly entertained reading all the banter in this thread. Thanks for the chuckles Bugs. Heck, I even enjoyed the scantily-clad pictures of Marcus, the attorney dissin' attorney. Hope you had a better end to your day Bugs. I know I did thanks to this thread! Y'all beautiful people crack me up! Funny, I would have never put beautiful and witty together... I thought the two were mutually exclusive. What an elite group that hangs out here. And... if were up to me, which it is not, y'all would ALL go to heaven.

Nice picture. Still working on that nasty habit of your (smoking)? Your wife is beautiful, but you already know that.

Nice picture. Still working on that nasty habit of your (smoking)? Your wife is beautiful, but you already know that.

No, I don't smoke. Don't even remember smoking that night. I got up the next morning hung over, threw up, HTFU and went and ran. Thanks for the DW compliment. I think she's pretty swell too.

I know how this works. With lawyers everything's a negotiation. How about just a toe?

Would have to be one sexy ass toe. And I do not have a foot fetish so me thinks yer shit outta luck. I am leaving work early. Nah nah nah nah nah......nah

I can post my honeymoon pictures. DH was taking pictures of me in the hot tub full of bubbles. We were careful to make sure I was covered. We get the pictures back; he's in all of them butt naked holding the camera. Brilliant.

Hot tub pictures are always sexy. I think everyone should have a few of them for memory sake. I should talk to my DH about that. We need a hot tub, pronto!

Just becareful for mirrors. Man the kids are going to have an eye opener when we croak and they got clean out the house and find those pictures.

ROFL - I figured that's how your DH's nakedness got into the pictures!! Too funny.