Probably TMI, but my carpet has never matched my drapes.

I thought you were looking into hardwood flooring?

And here I thought interior design and euphemisms for boners would never cross paths.

oh my dear every thing and anything can be a euphemism for things of a sexual nature...

DH and I are working on a family budget. Since we own our own firm, and business has started to slow down, he's freaking out. We classify each item as "mandatory" or "preferred." When we got to "hair," I said it was up to him - we could call it preferred if he doesn't mind gray hair! Without batting an eye, he checked the mandatory column! Whew. Smart man.

I got a Victoria Secrets coupon in the mail. DH said we had enough money for me to go shopping there. Funny how we have money for the important stuff.