Notes
Please don't.
Don't do that thing.
That thing where you take what is mine, repackage it in glossy, stylized, too-hip-for-the-masses marketing glitz, then sell it back to me as something I should feel lucky, nay, privileged to own.
It was mine before you got here.
It is still mine, without you.
I will take it back; go get your own.
Please leave me alone.