"Please Welcome the Next President of the United States Paul Ryan" --Mitt Romney (Read 1399 times)

Anyway, Paul Ryan has two first names.  I don't know what this means.

 Easy... an clear move to balance out the ticket, as Mitt Romney has no first names.

P90X is a fascist workout

Have we achieved Godwin's Law?

When I heard the news, it took me a couple minutes to figure out that Paul Ryan was not Ron Paul's son.

 

 At least that we know of. That may change if Mr Ryan would ever release his genetic background and DNA files.

P90X is a fascist workout

That's some good stuff, right there. And also lead me to more-or-less the weightlifter's version of "run lots, mostly easy, sometimes hard":

http://gawker.com/5915801/this-aint-rocket-science?tag=i-of-the-tiger, which includes this gem:

"Do not pay money to some jerk to tell you things that I can tell you for free! You want to get into shape? Do this, for example:

Five sets of five reps that are hard: Deadlift
5x5: Bench press
Three sets to failure: Pullups
Ab shit.
COUPLE DAYS LATER:
5x5: Squats
5x5: Overhead press
5x5: Rows
Ab shit.
COUPLE DAYS LATER:
Five sets to failure: Dips
Three sets to failure: Burpees
Jump up on something, then jump down, for a while.
Ab shit.

Go for a run sometimes. Don't eat too much crapola. Continue forever."

But is only two generations sufficient?  What if he is hiding offshore relatives?

We need to do something about the tax code, because I resent the ultra-rich selling their relatives to shell families offshore in the Caribbean.