Things learned while running...... (Read 1931 times)

Have to add the Sunday is a special trail run for me so I drive. I call it "Runner's Church."

I just drove half-way across Texas to Colorado over Spring Break and was surprised to see all the barns in the cowboy church movement. I started wonderin if anyone had thought of runner's church. Wonder what a sermon would be like?

I have learned that if your running with your dog and your zoned out and a squirrel runs directly in front of your path, to NOT assume your dog will remember he is attached to your arm.

There should be some instruction on how to blow a snot rocket. It aint natural for girls. Sorry to get off topic.

I do believe m-f nasal plumbing is the same - unlike other plumbing, so it should be natural. Like plumbing exploration, it's basically self taught. Not like the old man ever said, "Son, you're a runner now. It's time to learn about snot rockets." Basically, apply finger to outside of non-propulsitory nostril to create seal and forcefully exhale out the payload nostril.

Look behind you before you blow a snot rocket to make sure you don't blow it on your fellow runners.

If you get hit by a snot rocket, dont freak, It'll wash out.

Cheap running shirts make my nipples bleed.

OUCH!!! Thank goodness for sports bras!

Fast is relative.

In my neighborhood, the one tree planted in every yard was placed directly under electrical lines, causing some massive tree trimming this year.