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I've got a fever...
*snort*
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
rectumdamnnearkilledem
No Kirsten, I believe you mean inhale. Snorting is done at a different rec area. /Ask Lindsey
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
I still get a chuckle every time I see Intercouse, PA
Now that was a bath...
To paraphrase an old poster: Today is the first day of the rest of your training. It doesn’t matter where you started or how far you’ve come. Today is the day. Your training didn’t start 6 weeks ago. Your training started the last time you hit the road. John “the Penguin” Bingham Life is not tried, it is merely survived if you're standing outside the fire
Imminent Catastrophe
There's a little town in Michigan just off of I-94 called Climax.
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
I forgot one: Gnawbone, IN
And here is a great picture to motivate us to study for our middle school exams!
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
Has been
I used to go to camp in Tuxedo, NC. I always found that amusing. This is close to where my sister went to princess camp (in Sweden you know!). I think its a pretty famous sign.
"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be' - she always called me Elwood - 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant."
I'm not sure how you would study for that exam, but I would avoid cramming. I did not just say that. Oh well, someone had to say it before Borat did.
Swadvad