>Off the Beaten Path>Official RA Joke Thread!
Roads were made for journeys...
Needs more cowbell!
• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!
• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)
✓ 1st olympic distance duathlon - AG 2nd!!
• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race - no MTB in '13
✓ Half Fanatic
✓ punch Type 1 in the junk
Abs of Flabs
A man decided to take up jogging and was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a feature and asked the clerk: "What is this little pocket here on the side for?". And the clerk: "Oh, that's to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you've gone too far".
This joke must pre-date the cell phone!
But your cell is too big to carry on a run.
Not for the easily offended...not safe for work/kids...
I gotta start watching SNL, again...
Thanks for getting the phrase "@%#W$% in a box" stuck in my head
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