A good old fashioned runner v. jogger donnybrook (Read 1788 times)

jogger.

quack.

Fuschia spandex.

This not going anywhere. Look: RUNNERS RACE. They are FAST because they have the MENTALITY to be fast. JOGGERS just run around in their spandex and stuff for FITNESS. THEY do not take themselves SERIOUSLY. This is why JOGGERS cannot cover ground faster than 7:00 per mile. They also often wear colors that are not consistent with the MANLY nature of the sport. I once saw a jogger (I estimate 8 minutes per mile maybe even slower) wearing fuschia and tights. SHE was WEARING an IPOD. Obviously she did not have the testicular fortitude to RUN and this is why I call her a JOGGER. I once saw a runner he wore some SWEET SHADES in the winter time and he was flying down the road. Everyone just got out of his way because they could see that he had the MENTALITY of a RUNNER. He was on the way to the track to run 400 meter intervals and to develop his MIND through the use of his TESTICULAR FORTITUDE. If you want to be a runner you have to first develop the mind of a MANLY person why knows how to HTFU. This mind has 4 characteristics: 1. It does not THINK. IT JUST RUNS HARD AS IT CAN. 2. It concentrates on the SOFTNESS of SOCIETY and on RISING ABOVE the softeness through HARDNESS. 3. It prides itself on its TOUGHNESS. It knows that BELEAVING that you are BETTER is the pathway to BEING BETTER. 4. It thrives off of HATE. When the runner's MANLY mind looks down upon you it understands that you are very small and puny through your slowness and by hating the PUNY SLOWNESS of others the MANLY MIND grows HATEFUL and finds its SPEED THROUGH HATE. Runners : Joggers : : MANLINESS : Fuschia spandex.