RunningAHEAD - Topic: ultimate runner's test...... (page 13)

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 2/11/2009 at 11:12 PM

Quote from sport jester on 2/11/2009 at 11:08 PM:

then answer the original questions of the post

Or what? If we don't do we get spankings? Evil grin

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 2/11/2009 at 11:12 PM

Quote from Squeaky on 2/11/2009 at 11:11 PM:

Or, the lesson is to get IVF when not wearing shoes. Our ancestors got knocked up shoeless, WHY DON'T WE??

I'm gonna stop shaving and brushing my teeth, too! Awesome!

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

xor

posted: 2/11/2009 at 11:12 PM

Quote from Squeaky on 2/11/2009 at 11:11 PM:

Or, the lesson is to get IVF when not wearing shoes. Our ancestors got knocked up shoeless, WHY DON'T WE??

Err, wait. Don't we get knocked up shoeless these days? I mean, those of us not in porn. I must be reeeaaaallly out of touch.

AmoresPerros

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posted: 2/11/2009 at 11:13 PM

Our ancestors were worthless -- they didn't have capslock, and if it ain't in caps, it ain't worth buying -- unless it has a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey of course.

It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 2/11/2009 at 11:14 PM

Quote from AmoresPerros on 2/11/2009 at 11:13 PM:

unless it has a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey of course.

Wrapped in bacon.

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

AmoresPerros

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posted: 2/11/2009 at 11:14 PM

mmmmmmmmm

It's a 5k. It hurt like hell...then I tried to pick it up. The end.

xor

posted: 2/11/2009 at 11:15 PM

Seriously, hold on a sec. Are all you kids having the sex with shoes on these days? I mean, I know based on tv that women always leave their tops on. But shoes??

Ennay

A Saucy Wench

posted: 2/11/2009 at 11:15 PM

Quote from AmoresPerros on 2/11/2009 at 11:10 PM:

I bet the 8 were shoeless -- that's why there were 20% more of them -- it's all coming together now.

They probably have their own shoe line already. And a book and movie rights. Or at least a TV show

I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 2/11/2009 at 11:16 PM

Quote from Ennay on 2/11/2009 at 11:15 PM:

They probably have their own shoe line already. And a book and movie rights. Or at least a TV show

They all had awesome hair...except Dick VanPatten.

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

Ennay

A Saucy Wench

posted: 2/11/2009 at 11:17 PM
modified: 2/11/2009 at 11:18 PM

Quote from xor on 2/11/2009 at 11:15 PM:

Seriously, hold on a sec. Are all you kids having the sex with shoes on these days? I mean, I know based on tv that women always leave their tops on. But shoes??

find me the man with enough patience to unlace THOSE

I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 2/11/2009 at 11:17 PM

Quote from xor on 2/11/2009 at 11:15 PM:

Seriously, hold on a sec. Are all you kids having the sex with shoes on these days? I mean, I know based on tv that women always leave their tops on. But shoes??

I learned everything I know by watching Jenna Jameson. Ok, not really. She's really skeery nowadays. Shocked

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

sport jester

Biomimeticist

posted: 2/11/2009 at 11:18 PM
modified: 2/11/2009 at 11:23 PM

If you're going to ask about injuries, then I'm only asking to what specific injuries you're referencing. My specific area of work is ACL tears and preventing them. To the aspect of bodyweight impact, the greater the impact forces, then the more wear and tear to the body. The less efficient a runner runs, magnifies the stress loads of impact. I'm assuming that's a "science" you can figure out. It was a general statement that the less efficient a runner runs, the greater the chances to surgery .

Experts said the world is flat

Experts said that man would never fly

Experts said we'd never go to the moon

Name me one of those "experts"...

History never remembers the name of experts; just the innovators who had the guts to challenge and prove the "experts" wrong

xor

posted: 2/11/2009 at 11:19 PM

She was really scary thendays too.

sport jester

Biomimeticist

posted: 2/11/2009 at 11:20 PM
modified: 2/11/2009 at 11:22 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 2/11/2009 at 11:17 PM:

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Experts said the world is flat

Experts said that man would never fly

Experts said we'd never go to the moon

Name me one of those "experts"...

History never remembers the name of experts; just the innovators who had the guts to challenge and prove the "experts" wrong

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 2/11/2009 at 11:20 PM

Quote from xor on 2/11/2009 at 11:19 PM:

She was really scary thendays too.

Hmmm...yeah, you have a point.

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

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