Demotivational

jEfFgObLuE

More Cowbell!

posted: 8/10/2010 at 3:53 PM

Quote from Jehu on 8/10/2010 at 1:33 PM:

Hey, I didn't know Kilmer is gonna play the Penguin.

When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 8/10/2010 at 4:00 PM

I swear I thought that pic was Travolta (although the context tells me otherwise).

Holy smokes... both fattened up and are doppelgangers. Maybe they DO all turn into L Ron Hubbard's aliens.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

Doug B

posted: 8/10/2010 at 4:14 PM

jEfFgObLuE with POD.

^{In an infinite universe, the one thing sentient life cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion}

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/10/2010 at 8:33 PM

I think I see wings...

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/11/2010 at 6:57 PM

Clown car vagina, indeed!

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

Craig S

Menace to Sobriety

posted: 8/11/2010 at 7:07 PM

Quote from Jehu on 8/10/2010 at 1:33 PM:

Free Willy?

Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 8/11/2010 at 7:12 PM

fupa

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

lvleph

posted: 8/11/2010 at 7:14 PM

I can't believe FUPA has actually taken off. My friends made this up in the mid 90's. I used it and always had to explain it to people, but now I actually hear other people use it.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/11/2010 at 7:35 PM

Quote from lvleph on 8/11/2010 at 7:14 PM:

I can't believe FUPA has actually taken off. My friends made this up in the mid 90's. I used it and always had to explain it to people, but now I actually hear other people use it.

Yeah...and my friends and I thought we made up SBD, too... Tongue

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

lvleph

posted: 8/11/2010 at 7:54 PM
modified: 8/11/2010 at 7:55 PM

I don't know what SBD is, but friends actually did make up FUPA, that and the Donkey Punch. But, I haven't heard too many people refer to a Donkey Punch yet. I didn't make up crap, I am not that creative.

spaniel

mileage hound

posted: 8/11/2010 at 7:57 PM

Quote from lvleph on 8/11/2010 at 7:54 PM:

but friends actually did make up FUPA, that and the Donkey Punch.

Donkey Punch. Now there's a college throwback...

2013 goals: Kick some arse. Moreso than 2012.

"If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does. There's your pep talk for today. Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

"Determined is what I am. Maybe a little sick in the head? Ok who am I kidding ALOT sick in the head" -- rockenmamaof5

dreamless sleep

Me and Blake

posted: 8/11/2010 at 8:00 PM

SO ANYWAY, A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR

- "We cleverly replaced the finish line with a steel

STOP ME IF YOU"VE HEARD THIS

"... the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value..." Thomas Paine Dec 23, 1776 The Crisis

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 8/11/2010 at 8:35 PM

Quote from lvleph on 8/11/2010 at 7:54 PM: