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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/30/2010 at 1:03 PM

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

srlopez

Eye of Sauron

posted: 8/30/2010 at 1:55 PM

That's not a Triceratops, so I think he's ok. Plus, Jesus rides whatever dinosaur he damn well pleases.

It is good to know that Jesus doesn't use spurs.

And once again Mr. Wizard (aka: Stevie Ray) explains the internet.

mikeymike

posted: 8/30/2010 at 1:57 PM

That's not a Triceratops, so I think he's ok. Plus, Jesus rides whatever dinosaur he damn well pleases.

Except the one Dopple Bock is riding.

Runners run.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 8/31/2010 at 10:04 AM

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

PerfesserR

posted: 8/31/2010 at 10:27 AM

It is good to know that Jesus doesn't use spurs.

Too bad he's not wearing Huaraches. Because that would be a great celebrity endorsement.

"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"

"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.

"They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no reason."--Forrest Gump

Boston Marathon 15 April

Big Sur Marathon 28 April

Bighorn 50 Mile 15 June

Tahoe Rim Trail 100M 20/21 July

dallas

Hoodoo Guru

posted: 8/31/2010 at 12:11 PM

Except the one Dopple Bock is riding.

Ha!

The tangents are moot.

Set the bar low. Crawl under it.

Boomer101

posted: 9/1/2010 at 1:33 AM

Or maybe he has and doesn't want to let it go afraid he may lose it!

"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas" Davy Crockett

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 9/1/2010 at 1:25 PM

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

jEfFgObLuE

More Cowbell!

posted: 9/1/2010 at 2:43 PM

Zoom-zoom, you owe me several minutes of my life back. I will accept beer as payment.

When you're on your deathbed, you won't be wishing that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will be wishing that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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Fanatic #3965

posted: 9/2/2010 at 3:10 PM

Kirsten

'07: 1324.5 | '08: 1561 | '09: 1810.9 run ~ 208.7 bike | '10: 1,000.3 run ~ 3513.5 bike | '11: 710.3 run ~ 4157.9 bike '12: 659.9 run ~ 3365.6 bike (100% benched by ortho last 4.5 weeks while in long-arm cast)

'13 Goals:

• DON'T BREAK ANYTHING!!!

• get within 5#s of 130#s (and stay there, gotdammit!)

• 1st olympic distance duathlon

• 1st Iceman Cometh mtn bike race

• Half Fanatic

• punch Type 1 in the junk

dgb2n

Dave

posted: 9/2/2010 at 3:25 PM

Almost fell out of my chair on that one.

I ran a mile and I liked it, liked it, liked it.

dgb2n@yahoo.com

wannaberunner

I look my best blurry!

posted: 9/2/2010 at 9:22 PM

On the first day of one of my college classes the professor was taking role and repeated "Christian Cervix" several times before I realized he was attempting to pronounce my name! I was horrified!!!! I guess it could have been worse.

Kristen

AmoresPerros

HobbyJogger & HobbyRacer