race obsessed
It makes you look like Jackie Chan? That is odd
Old , Ugly and slow
I think i have ate all the christmas food so I may be able to start eating better soon.
We also have a lot more food in the house because the kids are home from school.
I really do want to lose about 25 pounds.
first race sept 1977 last race sept 2007
2019 goals 1000 miles , 190 pounds , deadlift 400 touch my toes
YAYpril - B-Plus
Reminds me of one Saturday in the summer when my running group went to breakfast. One of the guys was having a hungry day so he was literally eating EVERYONE's leftovers. We got a picture of him chowing down on a piece of French toast and the caption was "I just can't understand why I'm not losing weight!"
levitation specialist
Forks are your problem. Blame forks. You are doing nothing wrong.
Ah, fork it.
Things actually said to me by my sister-in-law: I've never weighed as much as I do now. I really want to lose weight I hate artificial sweetener. I have to have 5 sugars in my coffee. I can't drink any kind of milk but whole. I hate wheat pasta. It has to be white. White bread tastes better. Brown rice is gross. I can only use real butter. I can't use light/low fat anything. Makes me sick to my stomach. Salad isn't salad without a ton of ranch dressing. Coke is what gets me through the day. Crisco is better for frying because oil gets absorbed into the food.
Things actually said to me by my sister-in-law:
I've never weighed as much as I do now. I really want to lose weight
I hate artificial sweetener. I have to have 5 sugars in my coffee.
I can't drink any kind of milk but whole.
I hate wheat pasta. It has to be white.
White bread tastes better.
Brown rice is gross.
I can only use real butter.
I can't use light/low fat anything. Makes me sick to my stomach.
Salad isn't salad without a ton of ranch dressing.
Coke is what gets me through the day.
Crisco is better for frying because oil gets absorbed into the food.
LOL! Love the visual.
Squidward Bike Rider
:smh: at all of that!
Me neither. I also do not know where all of the chocolate went. It must be some kind of conspiracy.
I don't like to vomit there must be another answer
Chew the food but don't swallow it. That way, you get to taste how yummy and delicious it is, without taking it to bed with you.
Kay, that was hilarious!
@runjerseygirl
Yes. Makes you talk like him, too.
Do you even run?
Go figure
Trying to find some more hay to restock the barn
Got on scale and weighed 2 lbs less this morning. Post-meal treat last night was birthday cake, apple pie, and fudge. Clearly, I have the opposite problem. Today I considered putting fudge on my prime rib sandwich, but I'm not quite that brave.
Are you trying to make us all hate you?
I've gained 10 pounds in four weeks.
True story.
This is not a good trend.
Tom has a collection of assault forks
I hate you, but how much are you currently running? After you tell me, I might hate you even more.