esq.
2) Roxanne (The Police). Half the room drinks on "Roxanne", the other half on "Red Light"
Michelle
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
5. Playing knock-knock zoom-zoom on my neighbors' doors is NOT allowed.
Wha'?! Why not! I'm good at the zoom-zoom part! k
*lol* I don't know another name for when people knock and run. Growing up, that is what we called it.
The voice of mile 18
Tri Rule #1 of Triathlon Training/Racing - If Momma ain't happy nobody is happy
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Sluggard
Has been
"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be' - she always called me Elwood - 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant."
Cheap Beer Roulette. Not so much a game, more of a party favor. Everyone brings a six of crap beer, a six of fancy beer. Works best if the crap beer comes in a bottle. All beer is placed in a cooler and mixed in with the rest of the bottles. When it's time to drink, do a blind pick from the cooler (the blind part is important, eh!)