Or we could sing a really gay Monkee's song.
50,000 Miles Later
The Greatest of All Time
You could always sing "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road," but then that's a song by a gay man, so it probably doesn't fit your parameters.
That would be a fun game.
Do you like to talk shit while you're playing?
Do you dramatically spank the Ace of Hearts with the 2 of Spades?
We used to play on MRE boxes and try to make that trump card jump off the box.
I like to talk shit when I do EVERYTHING.
Then playing Spades with you will surely be entertaining. I am sure JK can talk some smack. Not sure about the hippy though. He may start rattling of some shit about Chomsky or something.
The Logic of Long Distance
Chomsky? Pshaa. Fucking pseudo-intellectual.
Don't worry. I'll bring the smack.
Do I have to be on Thunder's team?
Ahhh I see you are trying to use that reverse psych to get on my squad! You are a smart guy aren't you!
Okay. How about Twister instead?
MTA: That should be a fun game to try to play after the monkey, while drunk.
Marathon Maniac # 3228
Your toughness is made up of equal parts persistence and experience. You don't so much outrun your opponents as outlast and outsmart them, and the toughest opponent of all is the one inside your head." - Joe Henderson
I don't know about you, but I probably won't smell too good after Monkey.