MM #5615
Hey! Merry Christmas! And a Have a Wonderful Year!
'Twas a month before Christmas—I was watching the gameWe were losing that day but the refs were to blame.Debbie was working—I was home all aloneAnd she couldn't bug me 'cause I turned off my phone.
Even though we were losing, I had plenty to cheerWith a tray full of snacks and with plenty of beer.And with Debbie not home, I was calm and at easeIt was nice with her gone...but don't tell her, please.
When out in the drive, came a noise that I knewBut it just couldn't be—it just couldn't be true!But the garage door was opening—yes, Debbie was backAnd I started to suffer a panic attack.
I sprung into action and although it was toughI chugged down my beer and I ate all my stuff!I didn't have time to wash off my traySo I ran to the garbage and just threw it away!
When Debbie walked in, I said, "Hi, Debbie dear,I missed you so much—I am so glad you're here."She just looked at me funny then she said with a snap,"You don't fool me Mike—you are so full of crap!"
"I smell beer on your breath—on your shirt there's a crumb!Do you think that I'm stupid—do you think that I'm dumb?You've dirtied my dishes—where, on earth, is my tray?I know you well, Mike—you've watched football all day!"
"Well...not so fast, Dear," I started to lieI had to think fast or surely I'd die."I've been working on...umm...our letter, that's rightAnd I think I should finish by sometime, tonight."
Was I out of my mind? What had I just done?An idea for that letter? In my head there was none!"Okay," Debbie grinned in her sinister way"Read a few lines that you've written today."
I was in a tough spot that was for sureBut I grabbed a blank page and I "read" it to her."Umm...Jesus was born...a long time ago..."Where this was going, I just didn't know.
But I continued to talk to keep myself out of dangerAnd I told of that night when He was born in a manger."God," I continued, "had come down to earthTo show each of us just how much we are worth."
"He taught us all how we should all try to liveHow to treat one another—how it's good to forgive.He preached about giving and loving each other,How to be a good neighbor...a sister...a brother."
"But God knows we're human and need to be savedFrom all that we've all done and how we've behaved.So God, himself, came to take all sin away,That's why Jesus was born on that first Christmas Day."
I tried to go on and continue my bluffBut she told me to stop—she had heard quite enough."I know that you're lying but that sounded quite goodBut you're not telling some things that I think that you should."
"It's news of our family, our friends want to hear.""Like what?" I was thinking—nothing's happened this year."Like—Alyssa, our granddaughter, is married to Eddie!"And here I was thinking they were just going steady.
"And how 'bout my baby? Then she started her cryin''Cause that baby of hers...is twenty-five-year-old Ryan!He has moved to Las Vegas—he's enjoying his lifeHe wants to wait for awhile to have kids and a wife.
The rest of our grandkids are all doing wellThey have pretty good parents—of course, you could tell.They're into their dancing and schoolwork and sportAnd they're doing quite well, I am glad to report.
I think our whole family is doing alrightBut I'd make something up if it prevented a fight.But Debbie said no and that it was okay,As she reached in the garbage and pulled out her tray.
Well the look on my face told her I was to blameBut she smiled and said, "Mike, go watch your game.You've done quite enough, having written our letterAlthough, there are parts that I think could be better."
Well, I almost said something, but I kept my mouth shutAnd went back to the sofa where I planted my butt.And as I turn on my game I hope we've made it real clear…Merry Christmas our friends...and have a wonderful year! Mike and Debbie
I didn't think you could outdo yourself, but you did Mike. You have such a knack! Merry Christmas to my favorite Vikings fan
Marathon Maniac #957
Best one yet! You are amazingly talented!
Life is a headlong rush into the unknown. We can hunker down and hope nothing hits us or we can stand tall, lean into the wind and say, "Bring it on, darlin', and don't be stingy with the jalapenos."
Awesome!!
denise
Carolyn
Love it!
I hammered down the trail, passing rocks and trees like they were standing still.
,,,yep, Love it...........Merry Christmas guys
..nothing takes the place of persistence.....
BlazinCajun
Thank you Mike for sharing your wonderful family with us - you are gifted. Have a blessed Christmas.
Andrew
Andrew------------------God, my Lord, is my strength;he makes my feet swift as those of hindsand enables me to go upon the heights.Hb 3:19
MM #7877
Smiles. Merry Christmas Mike!
Philippians 4:13.
Sayhey! MM#130
https://agratefullifedotnet.wordpress.com/ (for a piece or two of my mind)
Love, Love, Love It! Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Leslie Living and Running Behind the Redwood Curtain -------------
Trail Runner Nation
Sally McCrae-Choose Strong
Bare Performance
This is so awesome! I look forward to your letters each year, as I'm sure your entire family does as well. I bet it's always a highlight!
Tammy
This is beautiful
SteveP
#artbydmcbride
Great job as usual Mike, .......but now this year you need to run off all that beer and snacks!
Runners run
I have been waiting for this MikeE! Great job with the letter, Mike. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
“Courage is not defined by those who fought and did not fall, but by those who fought, fell, and rose again.” — Adrienne Rich
MM#209 / JapanJoyful#803
Merry Christmas Mike and all.
Your brain, and heart, are as awesome as your running,
I'm listening to Chrismas music all day as there's none over there
but yours is the best one yet. Thanks for a new one I'll never forget.
here's a fun one for you by Yogi Jorgenson
from the '50's that used to be my favorite
On da night before Christmas. It’s still in the house, My family is sleeping, I’m quiet like a mouse. I look at my vatch, and midnite is near, I tink I’ll sneak out, for a cold glass of beer. Down at the corner, the crowd is so merry, I end up by drinking about twelve Tom & Yerry, I get to bed late, and yee wvizz how I’m sleeping, Ven on to my bed, dose darn kids, dey come leaping. Dey sit on my face, and deay yump on my belly, And I’m quivering all over, like a bowl full of yelly, Day scream Merry Christmas, and my poor vife and me, Ve stoomble down stairs, and she lights oop da tree. My head is exploding, my mouth tastes like a pickle, I step on a skate, and fall on a tricycle. Yust befor Christmas dinner, I relax to a point, Den relatives start svarming, all over da yoint. On Christmas, I hug and I kiss my vife’s mother, Da rest of da year, ve don’t speak to each other. After dinner, my aunt, and my vifes uncle Louie, Get into a big fight; dey’re both awful screwy. Den all of my vife’s family, say Louie is right, And my goofy relations, dey yoin in da fight. Back in da corner, da radio is playing, And over da racket, Gabriel Heater is saying, Peace on earth everybody, and good vill toward men and yust at dat moment, someone slugs uncle Ben. Dey all run outside a’vhooping for da neighbors will hear, Ohhhh, I’m so glad Merry Christmas, Comes yust once a year.
"Enjoy yourself. Your younger days never come again." 100yo T. Igarashi to me in geta at top of Mt. Fuji (8/2/87)