Trailer Trash

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Plastic Shopping Bags (Read 43 times)

dpc3


    What else will I pick my dog's shit up with.

     

    What say you?


    Occasional Runner

      Why do you pick up dog shit? It's natural and should return to the earth to provide nutrition for our depleted soil. Do you collect it?

      dpc3


        I don't collect it but my kids shoes will collect it and provide nutrition to the carpet in the house. Maybe I should just toss it over the fence into the neighbors yard.


        Occasional Runner

          I do that a lot too. His lawn looks like hell and from my remote location, I've surmised it's a result of low nitrogen and cornmeal. Dog shit is the perfect remedy. I don't even think he appreciates it.

          dpc3


            Your neighbor must think you're full of shit and just like to stir the shit pot

            jonferg67


            Endless trails

              Are you two talking shit again?


              Occasional Runner

                Your neighbor must think you're full of shit and just like to stir the shit pot

                 

                My neighbor is an asshole. Who cares what an asshole thinks?

                FTYC


                Faster Than Your Couch!

                  I don't collect it but my kids shoes will collect it and provide nutrition to the carpet in the house. Maybe I should just toss it over the fence into the neighbors yard.

                  If you really cared about a healthy environment, you wouldn't refuse to feed the dust mites in your carpet. Poor little fellas. That's those wannabe-nature-people, forcing the neighbor to put up with the inconvenience of organic fertilizing, while dancing on chemically cleaned carpet in their own house.

                  Shame on you! Big grin

                  Run for fun.

                  Sandy-2


                     

                    My neighbor is an asshole...

                     

                    If your neighbor is an asshole, isn't throwing bags of shit at him kind of like recycling?  Shocked

                    tbd

                      I use the little produce bags if someone is looking.  My dog rarely shits on the trail but when he does I flick it off the trail.  He eats what I eat so I am pretty sure it's not healthy for the environment. There's 3 assholes in our house.

                      I need to sign up for a race..