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Imminent Catastrophe
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock!
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016
Professional Noob
I was told once that you are an athlete when the training/activity spills out into how you conduct your life when NOT training/playing. In otherwords when you start looking at how your nutrition supports your running and your sleep supports your running and your red wine supports your running....you are becoming an athlete.
Roads were made for journeys...
What was the secret, they wanted to know; in a thousand different ways they wanted to know The Secret. And not one of them was prepared, truly prepared to believe that it had not so much to do with chemicals and zippy mental tricks as with that most unprofound and sometimes heart-rending process of removing, molecule by molecule, the very tough rubber that comprised the bottoms of his training shoes. The Trial of Miles, Miles of Trials. How could they be expected to understand that? -John Parker
This argument comes up frequently when lists are made of the greatest athlete in history. Secretariat usually makes the list, which makes for an entertaining discussion. Golfers and race car drivers are usually controversial in these arguments as well. My daughter is a horseback rider and competes, and she gets ticked at her classmates who think the horse is doing all the work. ESPN- the E stands for entertainment, so not everything on ESPN is a sport. Spelling bee? I thought I might settle this once and for all with this rule-If you can smoke a cigarette while participating in your sport, you are not an athlete. This rules out golf, which is kind of a shame. And I think a lot of Rightfielders could get away with smoking, as long as the ditched it when chasing fly balls. The kids in the spelling bee can't smoke legally, and they are twitchy enough already.
Arrogant Bastard....Ale
Beware, batbear...
don't forget bowlers.
2014 Goal -- Run 5X per week, pain-free (relatively) by end of summer.
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Menace to Sobriety
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Sport as defined in current US culture: (read in a good portion of cynicism) Delivery system for advertising, mostly promoting beer and erectile dysfunction meds. This makes poker and golf sports, running, not so much.
Giant Flaming Dork
http://xkcd.com/621/