>Off the Beaten Path>Hillarious!!!! You have to see this!!! Please do it lolol...
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Abs of Flabs
Or Berlin, Paris, Madrid.
Interestingly, you emerge from the Atlantic Ocean at the same point in France for every destination. Wouldn't want to be a lifeguard there!
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Princess Cancer Pants
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
Did everyone see their April Fools joke?