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365 day streak thread (Read 1164 times)

Ojo


    I think everyone probably remembers the tune!  Big grin

     

    (Reporter):
    Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
    that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
    seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
    what happened?

    (Witness):
    Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he
    come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,
    nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't
    look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

    (Chorus)
    Here he comes, look at that, look at that
    There he goes, look at that, look at that
    And he ain't wearin' no clothes

    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
    Look at that, look at that
    Fastest thing on two feet
    Look at that, look at that
    He's just as proud as he can be
    Of his anatomy
    He goin' give us a peek

    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
    Look at that, look at that
    He likes to show off his physique
    Look at that, look at that
    If there's an audience to be found
    He'll be streakin' around
    Invitin' public critique

    (Reporter):
    This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas
    station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

    (Witness):
    Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared
    out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't
    have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin'
    her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too
    late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
    the shock absorbers.

    (Chorus)
    He ain't crude, look at that, look at that
    He ain't lewd, look at that, look at that
    He's just in the mood to run in the nude

    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
    Look at that, look at that
    He likes to turn the other cheek
    Look at that, look at that
    He's always makin' the news
    Wearin' just his tennis shoes
    Guess you could call him unique

    (Reporter):
    Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering
    the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see
    what happened?

    (Witness):
    Yeah, I did. Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow
    cone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right
    down the middle of the court. Didn't have on nothing but his PF's.
    Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered up
    at Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd
    already got a free shot. Grandstandin', right there in front of the
    home team.

    (Chorus) (Witness):
    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Here he comes again.
    Look at that, look at that Who's that with him?
    The fastest thing on two feet Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
    Look at that, look at that What do you think you're
    He's just as proud as he can be doin'? You git your
    Of his anatomy clothes on!
    He's gonna give us a peek

    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Ethel! Where you goin'?
    Look at that, look at that Ethel, you shameless
    He likes to show off his physique hussy! Say it isn't so,
    Look at that, look at that Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!
    If there's an audience to be found
    He'll be streakin' around
    Invitin' public critique

    Sara

    MM #2929

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