Forums >Look What I Can Do!>365 day streak thread
I think everyone probably remembers the tune!
(Reporter):Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the newsthat is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. Thereseems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you seewhat happened?(Witness):Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here hecome, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don'tlook, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.(Chorus)Here he comes, look at that, look at thatThere he goes, look at that, look at thatAnd he ain't wearin' no clothesOh, yes, they call him the StreakLook at that, look at thatFastest thing on two feetLook at that, look at thatHe's just as proud as he can beOf his anatomyHe goin' give us a peekOh, yes, they call him the StreakLook at that, look at thatHe likes to show off his physiqueLook at that, look at thatIf there's an audience to be foundHe'll be streakin' aroundInvitin' public critique(Reporter):This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gasstation. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?(Witness):Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appearedout of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn'thave nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin'her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was toolate. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front ofthe shock absorbers.(Chorus)He ain't crude, look at that, look at thatHe ain't lewd, look at that, look at thatHe's just in the mood to run in the nudeOh, yes, they call him the StreakLook at that, look at thatHe likes to turn the other cheekLook at that, look at thatHe's always makin' the newsWearin' just his tennis shoesGuess you could call him unique(Reporter):Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, coveringthe disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you seewhat happened?(Witness):Yeah, I did. Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snowcone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, rightdown the middle of the court. Didn't have on nothing but his PF's.Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered upat Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'dalready got a free shot. Grandstandin', right there in front of thehome team.(Chorus) (Witness):Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Here he comes again.Look at that, look at that Who's that with him?The fastest thing on two feet Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?Look at that, look at that What do you think you'reHe's just as proud as he can be doin'? You git yourOf his anatomy clothes on!He's gonna give us a peekOh, yes, they call him the Streak Ethel! Where you goin'?Look at that, look at that Ethel, you shamelessHe likes to show off his physique hussy! Say it isn't so,Look at that, look at that Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!If there's an audience to be foundHe'll be streakin' aroundInvitin' public critique
Sara
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