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an amazing likeness
Acceptable at a dance, invaluable in a shipwreck.
One day at a time
A Saucy Wench
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Sara
MM #2929
Maybe he doesnt have wifi whereever he is traveling for whatever marathon he is doing. labrat - you need to pace yourself. Being the marathon question answerer is tough, but you can do it if you remember to keep your breathing steady and answer precisely 180 syllables per minute. Remember this could last for hours so bring some fuel. Preferably alcoholic
She's lucky to have you! My DH is still at a Derby party (didn't it end hours ago?) and I am ready to start talking to the dogs about how nervous I am!
First or last...it's the same finish line
HF #4362
Menace to Sobriety
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Puttin' on the foil
my sister is driving me nucking futs!!! So far, she's asked me if it matters if she wears a lime green shirt with bright blue shorts if her Garmin is charged which shoe her D-tag should go on how much coffee she should drink tomorrow morning how big of a shit the coffee is gonna produce Several (but satisfying, small ones)
Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.'