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How to deal with a first-time marathoner (Read 864 times)

    my sister is driving me nucking futs!!! So far, she's asked me if it matters if she wears a lime green shirt with bright blue shorts if her Garmin is charged which shoe her D-tag should go on how much coffee she should drink tomorrow morning how big of a shit the coffee is gonna produce (ok i made the last one up) i can't handle this! Big grin
      Ahhh, mofo, you never answered my question?!! Well, my tag is going on my left shoe because I don't want to jinx myself and put it on my injured leg/foot!!! Black eye biatch. go clean your shirt off dumbass
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              It's been 10 minutes! He must not be around tonight.


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                Maybe he doesnt have wifi whereever he is traveling for whatever marathon he is doing. labrat - you need to pace yourself. Being the marathon question answerer is tough, but you can do it if you remember to keep your breathing steady and answer precisely 180 syllables per minute. Remember this could last for hours so bring some fuel. Preferably alcoholic

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                    She's lucky to have you! My DH is still at a Derby party (didn't it end hours ago?) and I am ready to start talking to the dogs about how nervous I am! Evil grin

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                      Maybe he doesnt have wifi whereever he is traveling for whatever marathon he is doing. labrat - you need to pace yourself. Being the marathon question answerer is tough, but you can do it if you remember to keep your breathing steady and answer precisely 180 syllables per minute. Remember this could last for hours so bring some fuel. Preferably alcoholic
                      LOL - i'm slightly tipsy from having a glass of wine with dinner (yes, it really doesn't take too much) i finally got her to sit down with a movie. she's not really paying attnention. we are watching The Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy - but it takes a few more logial brain cells than i possess at the moment to follow what the hell is going on. and it's nothign like the book Tongue
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                        She's lucky to have you! My DH is still at a Derby party (didn't it end hours ago?) and I am ready to start talking to the dogs about how nervous I am! Evil grin
                        The cat is handling me quite well right now. DH kindly affixed the tag to my shoe and then humoured me by securing it with a snap tag. All my clothes are in a nice pile. Coffe just needs to be turned on. 'Kay, so why can't I sleep? (mta: and mine is just a 10k!)

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                                my sister is driving me nucking futs!!! So far, she's asked me if it matters if she wears a lime green shirt with bright blue shorts if her Garmin is charged which shoe her D-tag should go on how much coffee she should drink tomorrow morning how big of a shit the coffee is gonna produce Several (but satisfying, small ones)

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