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Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
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Remember: In many ways, cats are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less 2. Don't ask for money 3. Are easier to train 4. Sometimes come when called 5. Never ask to borrow the car 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink 8. Will never tell you they hate you 9. Don't want to wear your clothes 10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college And finally, 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
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3. Are easier to train
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I mean, yea, its a cage, but it is referred to as his "fuzzy den".