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or clip it to the back of his shorts with a safety pin.
#artbydmcbride
...and wishing you hadn't wasted those "boners" on half assed runs.... [trying to not erase image of gorilla in shiny satin shorty shorts... ]
Runners run
What a small ( or is it stiff world ) I've just posted this story on another user group. Posh daughter has booked a meal and keeps asking me to get out the tub, I keep declining and keep trying to think of something to restore the status quo ( Mrs Jules naked ? ) in the end she looses it and in a loud voice asks what the problem is so I tell her, she goes bright red and there is a deadly silence. I only have to mention baggies or hot tubs and she still goes red even though it was several years ago".
"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead..." J. Buffett There are two rules in life: 1.) Don't sweat the small stuff 2.) It's ALL small stuff
Menace to Sobriety
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Hold the Mayo
Might be a good place for your timing chip. Depending on endowment, you might just PR.
"You're Not Winning"
Connecticut Runners' Forum on RunningAhead
runnin from hell
And the two runners race towards the finish line. They're neck and neck. Look at them go. And as they cross the finish line, he wins by a nose . . er . . . I mean tip.
Another Passion
Rick "The will to win means nothing without the will to prepare." - Juma Ikangaa "I wanna go fast." Ricky Bobbyrunningforcassy.blogspot.com
Dave
Next time think of her.
I ran a mile and I liked it, liked it, liked it. dgb2n@yahoo.com
Ricky —our ability to perform up to our physiological potential in a race is determined by whether or not we truly psychologically believe that what we are attempting is realistic. Anton Krupicka
What a small ( or is it stiff world ) I've just posted this story on another user group. "I go to London and stay with my posh daughter, she takes me ( well her and Mrs Jules go in the Audi and I'm forced to run ) to her flash gym. Didn't have any swimming trunks so she lent me some of my son in laws baggies, he's a lot bigger than me. Ended up in the hot tub ( which I'd never been in before ) and the combination of hot water flowing and the shorts flapping made shall we say something stir. Posh daughter has booked a meal and keeps asking me to get out the tub, I keep declining and keep trying to think of something to restore the status quo ( Mrs Jules naked ? ) in the end she looses it and in a loud voice asks what the problem is so I tell her, she goes bright red and there is a deadly silence. I only have to mention baggies or hot tubs and she still goes red even though it was several years ago".