Dear Eric. I feel we may have got off on the wrong foot (see what I did there?) (Read 702 times)

kittenkatkk


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    And banned again from my own user group, where nothing has been posted since I could get into it.

    Why?


    an amazing likeness

       

      Why was this thread allowed to stay under that criteria?

      (It's a fair question)

       

      Frankly, it shouldn't have been. There was some hope of you containing your self-indulgent crap in 1 topic...obviously it was false hope.

      Acceptable at a dance, invaluable in a shipwreck.


      No more marathons

         

        I never left RWOL.

         

        Kittenkat - RWOL deactivated 3/14/16

        Kittenkattkk - new user activated 4/25/16

         

        Forced exile?

        Boston 2014 - a 33 year journey

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        Kalsarikännit

          Dear Eric,

           

          Lately I have noticed a problem with extensive, unholy  flatulance.  I have also noticed that people don't want to be around me.  I think they don't want to be around me due to my choice in sweaters.  What do you think?

           

          Sincerely,

           

          KK the Knitter

          I want to do it because I want to do it.  -Amelia Earhart

           


          Kalsarikännit

            Dear Eric,

             

            I find myself standing outside of convents, shouting graphic obscenities at nuns.  People shoot me dirty looks while I am doing this.  Is it because they can sense that I don't like kale?

             

            Sincerely,

             

            Greenaphobe in Greenwich

            I want to do it because I want to do it.  -Amelia Earhart

             

              Dear Eric,

               

              Lately I have noticed a problem with extensive, unholy  flatulance.  I have also noticed that people don't want to be around me.  I think they don't want to be around me due to my choice in sweaters.  What do you think?

               

              Sincerely,

               

              KK the Knitter

               

              Okay, just sprayed water on my computer screen laughing, too funny.

              kittenkatkk


              English Villain

                 

                Okay, just sprayed water on my computer screen laughing, too funny.

                 

                I bet you didn't though. When people post like this I wonder firstly; do they only read stuff they think might be amusing whilst they are drinking something?

                 

                That's improbable given the times in the day most people have a drink actually in their mouth.

                 

                So, maybe it's just a saying to embellish and gain affinity with the person posting the comment. Maybe indeed the reader did find it funny. But spitting water is pretty disgusting.

                 

                Ergo, your computer screen I'm sure was dry throughout.

                kittenkatkk


                English Villain

                   

                  Kittenkat - RWOL deactivated 3/14/16

                  Kittenkattkk - new user activated 4/25/16

                   

                  Forced exile?

                   

                  You make it sound like I, Robot.

                    Listen aight....I don't need to embellish anything. I found it quite funny actually, and did spray the screen. What's wrong with Kale, hmmmm

                    kittenkatkk


                    English Villain

                      But in real (not attention seeking news, still banned from my own user group where neither I or anyone else posts *rolls eyes*) news...

                      One of our students had a complete clean break to her tibia today.

                       

                      I take my hat off to her in the way she coped with it.

                       

                      Anyway, carry on.

                      kittenkatkk


                      English Villain

                        Listen aight....I don't need to embellish anything. I found it quite funny actually, and did spray the screen. What's wrong with Kale, hmmmm

                         

                        What, you actually spat water over your computer screen? REALLY? How do you not have control over your bodily functions?

                         

                        I get it when people find things funny (for whatever personal reason), but again I make my point that the odds of reading whatever you found so hilariously funny, whilst having a mouthful of liquid, are slim to nothing. So just an irritating saying?

                          Listen baby...you're harshing my mello. Let me spell it out for you, instead of aspirating it. I sprayed it, like in the movies aight.

                          kittenkatkk


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                            Do you mean perspiration?

                             

                            Also, baby, maybe this:

                             

                             

                            This not so much:


                            No more marathons

                              Quote from kittenkatkk on 11/13/2016 at 4:38 AM:

                               

                              I never left RWOL.

                               

                              Kittenkat - RWOL deactivated 3/14/16

                              Kittenkattkk - new user activated 4/25/16

                               

                              Forced exile?

                               

                               

                              You make it sound like I, Robot.

                               

                              Deflection.

                              Boston 2014 - a 33 year journey

                              Lordy,  I hope there are tapes. 

                              He's a leaker!

                              kittenkatkk


                              English Villain

                                Quote from kittenkatkk on 11/13/2016 at 4:38 AM:

                                 

                                Kittenkat - RWOL deactivated 3/14/16

                                Kittenkattkk - new user activated 4/25/16

                                 

                                Forced exile?

                                 

                                 

                                Deflection.

                                 

                                You know, robots can deflect stuff because they typically tend to be made of metal... Oh wait...

                                 

                                Um yes I had a timeout and then was allowed to return, the mods and above know I'm there and said yes. So all is well.