Demotivational (Read 4108 times)


Princess Cancer Pants

    '17 Goals:

    • Chemo

    • Chemo-Radiation

    • Surgery

    • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

     

    She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

    ~ Unknown


    Princess Cancer Pants

      The funny part is that she has had 5 more kids since that pic.

       

      And now some of those kids have kids of their own...the cycle continues.

      '17 Goals:

      • Chemo

      • Chemo-Radiation

      • Surgery

      • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

       

      She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

      ~ Unknown


      I look my best blurry!

         Big grin Sorry but I do get a kick out of this one in particular.


        A Saucy Wench

           

          For crying out loud, it's not even wheel chair accessible.

           Very few gyms really are.

           

           

          It cracks me up at my gym during the day to see all the people leaving and standing by their hot cars trying to let them cool off enough to get in to.  While I take the 1 block walk to the back of the parking lot where my car is parked in the shade. 

          I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

           

          "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

             

            It cracks me up at my gym during the day to see all the people leaving and standing by their hot cars trying to let them cool off enough to get in to.  While I take the 1 block walk to the back of the parking lot where my car is parked in the shade. 

             Unless you are in my shoes where the gym has no shady parking.  Very annoying, especially as my gym is very central to a lot of places I go, so I often park there and then walk to wherever else I need to go.

            'No matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everyone on the couch'

             

            "Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'"  - Peter Maher

             

            "Running long and hard is an ideal antidepressant, since it's hard to run and feel sorry for yourself at the same time. Also, there are those hours of clearheadedness that follow a long run."  -Monte Davis


            I've got a fever...

               

               

               

              Also acceptable:  VAGINA  It's not a clown car.

               

              This is a great picture for a caption contest.  Using the above two as a inspiration, here goes:

              17 Reasons why anal isn't so bad after all.

               

              Have at it.  Best caption wins absolutely nothing.

              On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.


              Princess Cancer Pants

                 

                 

                 

                This is a great picture for a caption contest.  Using the above two as a inspiration, here goes:

                17 Reasons why anal isn't so bad after all.

                 

                Have at it.  Best caption wins absolutely nothing.

                 

                Heh...more NSFW caption contests.

                '17 Goals:

                • Chemo

                • Chemo-Radiation

                • Surgery

                • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

                 

                She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

                ~ Unknown

                  Run more.


                  Princess Cancer Pants

                     

                    Someone needs to get a TV

                     

                    Heh.


                    Or:

                    Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD.

                    '17 Goals:

                    • Chemo

                    • Chemo-Radiation

                    • Surgery

                    • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

                     

                    She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

                    ~ Unknown


                    Menace to Sobriety

                       I like my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while.

                      Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

                      Mile Collector


                      Abs of Flabs

                         

                        Heh.


                        Or:

                        Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD.

                         

                        Can you blame the guy if this is the only way he could get some?  Once every 9 months.  Throw the guy a bone!


                        Princess Cancer Pants

                           Throw the guy a bone!

                           

                          That bone is 50% responsible.

                          '17 Goals:

                          • Chemo

                          • Chemo-Radiation

                          • Surgery

                          • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

                           

                          She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

                          ~ Unknown


                          I've got a fever...

                             

                            Can you blame the guy if this is the only way he could get some?  Once every 9 months.  Throw the guy a bone!

                            You are clearly not familiar with 2nd trimester lovin' if you think having a pregnant wife means not getting any for 9 months.

                            On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.


                            Princess Cancer Pants

                              You are clearly not familiar with 2nd trimester lovin' if you think having a pregnant wife means not getting any for 9 months.

                               

                              2nd trimester = bowm chicka bow wow! 

                              '17 Goals:

                              • Chemo

                              • Chemo-Radiation

                              • Surgery

                              • Return to kicking my own ass by 2018

                               

                              She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.

                              ~ Unknown

                              Mile Collector


                              Abs of Flabs

                                You are clearly not familiar with 2nd trimester lovin' if you think having a pregnant wife means not getting any for 9 months.

                                 

                                Not if she is the gate keeper Wink