Forums >Off the Beaten Path>Official RA Joke Thread!
Good Bad & The Monkey
I'm running somewhere tomorrow. It's going to be beautiful. I can't wait.
Poor baby
rectumdamnnearkilledem
And that, my friends, is why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Swadvad
The man replies, “But that was before you added the duck call and the catfish bait.”
Michelle
Has been
"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be' - she always called me Elwood - 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant."
All the jokes I know are offensive and in really poor taste...
Maybe we could start a group just for that...or I'll bet they'd go over well in the Drinkers with a Running Problem social group.... k
E.J.Greater Lowell Road RunnersCry havoc and let slip the dawgs of war!May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your SPF30, may the rains fall soft upon your sweat-wicking hat, and until you hit the finish line may The Flying Spaghetti Monster hold you in the hollow of His Noodly Appendage.
Gandalf the Grey
Running ... just keep running!
"Velocitus Delectiblus"