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Run to Win25 Marathons, 17 Ultras, 16 States (Full List)
Sorry dude. Not appreciated.
Think Whirled Peas
Just because running is simple does not mean it is easy.
Relentless. Forward. Motion. <repeat>
Go Pre!
Sorry...what others find funny...did not mean to offend.
https://twitter.com/BeachesRunner
De-slacking in progress
started running @ age 48 [lost 70#+, quit a 30 year pack/day habit>> ran HM] Ran a few years then quit. Gained 70#+ back and smoking like before. Time to get healthy again @ 52 years over with the C25K program and beyond again. RE-start date 1-13-14
Self anointed title
No worries, he's no saint either.
rectumdamnnearkilledem
favourite
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Tee hee...Brits!
Sheesh. Thanks K! Forgot that you yanks are too darn busy to bother using all the vowels!
You'll ruin your knees!
Nah, just lazy and classless. Those Us seem so cultured and fancy.
""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)
F[cultured and fancy]CK?