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rectumdamnnearkilledem

    I may have missed it, but did no one yet post this...?

    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

         ~ Sarah Kay

    DukeDB


      I'm not in the same church as Tim Tebow, but I find his Christianity easy to take compared to the Prosperity Gospel embraced by other athletes. More to the point, I'd love to play tackle or fullback for a quarterback who leads like Tebow does.

      mikeymike


        I may have missed it, but did no one yet post this...?

         

        Yes that was posted in several of the Tebow threads from 2 weeks ago. Still funny.

        Runners run


        Prince of Fatness

          His entire team must want to punch him in the face, as he runs along the sidelines singing hymns and praising the lord every 5 seconds.

           

          He's an unselfish player, works hard, and is helping his teammates win.  Why would they want to punch him in the face?

          Not at it at all. 


          "run" "2" "eat"

            because they envy his dentition.

            i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

            dennrunner


              because they envy his dentition.

               

              you forgot this:    Big grin

                "If you have the fire, run..." -John Climacus

                  does it misstate why someone wears eyeblack stickers with John 3:16 on them? 

                   And then has the audacity to throw for exactly 316 yards on Sunday.  I'm calling the ACLU.


                  Feeling the growl again

                    His entire team must want to punch him in the face, as he runs along the sidelines singing hymns and praising the lord every 5 seconds.

                     

                    Freedom of religion =/= Freedom from religion

                     

                    I guess his teammates must be the respectful or tolerant types.

                    "If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does.  There's your pep talk for today.  Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

                     

                    I am spaniel - Crusher of Treadmills

                     


                    Why is it sideways?

                       And then has the audacity to throw for exactly 316 yards on Sunday.  I'm calling the ACLU.

                       

                      Ha ha, nice.

                      LedLincoln


                      not bad for mile 25

                        Where's the Kardashian thread?


                        "run" "2" "eat"

                          [self-censoring a tasteless joke about kardashian threads and where they might be....]

                          i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

                          vegefrog


                            He's an unselfish player, works hard, and is helping his teammates win.  Why would they want to punch him in the face?

                             

                            Because they  find it really annoying that after every play (which require more then just HIS actions) he praises god and says things like "god is making this happen". I would kind of think...hey dude, WE are making this happen. Lets just play the game.


                            Feeling the growl again

                              Where's the Kardashian thread?

                               

                              Most likely in an NBA thread.

                              "If you want to be a bad a$s, then do what a bad a$s does.  There's your pep talk for today.  Go Run." -- Slo_Hand

                               

                              I am spaniel - Crusher of Treadmills

                               

                              dodger20


                                this is still going on? face it! tim tebow is the most popular white bronco since oj's truck